04-21-2011, 08:57 PM
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#101
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Maybe it's a small mercy that, since they weren't yet married, the fiance probably won't get any dough.
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04-21-2011, 09:05 PM
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#102
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazam
Yes, it could have been worse. He could've died in Edmonton.
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No, being alive in Edmonton would be much worse.
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04-21-2011, 11:27 PM
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#103
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Offered up a bag of cans for a custom user title
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Westside
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This is really odd, my Chef Boyardee ravioli tasted different today.
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04-21-2011, 11:27 PM
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#104
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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04-22-2011, 02:20 PM
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#105
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Retired
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He tried to pull himself out, but quickly learned, resistance is fusilli.
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04-23-2011, 11:35 AM
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#106
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
Apparently he was alive at the scene but died as they were removing him from the machine.
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They should have used a spoon and a fork.
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04-23-2011, 11:55 AM
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#107
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JustAnotherGuy
Isn't that what I just said?
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Essentially yeah, but what I don't understand is, if the thread and/or comments in the thread bother you, then why continually revisit it?
I mean I've avoided the animal euthanasia thread on here for so long that I think I've conditioned myself to not even see it when it's on the first page.
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04-23-2011, 12:03 PM
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#108
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Yeller
Essentially yeah, but what I don't understand is, if the thread and/or comments in the thread bother you, then why continually revisit it?
I mean I've avoided the animal euthanasia thread on here for so long that I think I've conditioned myself to not even see it when it's on the first page.
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I was reading through this thread and the guy posted a comment about me. He essentially is calling me out. Sorry, but I will not ignore that kind of post. Otherwise it is all good.
If I don't like a comment somebody posts sometimes I will tell them I don't like it. That is my right on the board. If they want to reply back then that is their right. etc etc.
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05-01-2013, 04:12 PM
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#109
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Calgary
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Happens way more than I thought it would. Which is worse, the a blender or a pasta maker?
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/w...2#.UYGSb7WG18F
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05-01-2013, 04:23 PM
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#110
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by FlameOn
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Last edited by polak; 05-01-2013 at 04:28 PM.
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05-01-2013, 06:55 PM
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#111
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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brutal. i cant imagine what that would have been like.
Last edited by ricosuave; 05-01-2013 at 07:18 PM.
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05-02-2013, 06:23 AM
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#112
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Edmonton, AB
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What an odd bump, but seeing as I missed the original post I am very thankful for the bump. I'm in tears from all the horrible jokes in this thread. They are all so tasteless I wish I could stop laughing. :|
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05-02-2013, 06:37 AM
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#113
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Cambodia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlameOn
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According to that article, the blender guy died from "blunt-force injuries and chopping wounds," so I'm going to say that's the worst way to go.
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05-02-2013, 07:11 AM
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#114
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Calgary
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But seriously... That's a terrible way to go.
Edit. Damn, beaten by Polak!
Last edited by cDnStealth; 05-02-2013 at 07:25 AM.
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05-02-2013, 08:10 AM
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#115
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deegee
What an odd bump, but seeing as I missed the original post I am very thankful for the bump. I'm in tears from all the horrible jokes in this thread. They are all so tasteless I wish I could stop laughing. :|
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When you die and people laugh . . . . You'd probably do something different about what happened if you could.
Horrible event but . . . . . Them's the breaks.
Cowperson
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05-02-2013, 09:40 AM
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#116
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First Line Centre
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Firefighters returned the following day to dismantle the machine and remove the body.
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That must have been a lovely job.
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05-02-2013, 09:53 AM
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#117
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Kelowna, BC
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these stories remind me of an accident that happened in kelowna probably 15 years ago. at the time i was doing construction (concrete forming & framing) so you got to know the local concrete truck operators. i guess after a job the one truck operator drove back to the plant and was cleaning out his truck and some how got caught/pulled into the hopper. one of the other drivers saw him get pulled right in - so brutal. ugghhhh.
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05-02-2013, 10:53 AM
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#118
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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We had a cleaner at work die one day, his plastic overalls, which were hanging loose, got snagged on a spinning auger and he was essentially sucked into a tube and spit out as mush at the other end.
Another day, some new guy was using a machine to remove hides from cows, and he was using a hook when he shouldn't have been. The hook caught in the hide as the 'pull' happened, and he was yanked through about a 2 inch opening between 2 rollers in about 1 second, and pretty much every bone in his body was smashed.
At another plant, this guy was doing his job when his knife slipped and went above his chest protector which was a few inches too low. He walked to the nurse, who saw the cut and patched him up with a bandage. He went back to work and died a couple minutes later, since the knife had actually gone directly into his heart, but they couldn't tell.
Bad training, equipment and safety procedures will kill people. Lucky for me I only ever cut my arm open and hurt my knee.
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05-02-2013, 10:56 AM
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#119
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Franchise Player
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^ Jesus.
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05-02-2013, 11:00 AM
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#120
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In the Sin Bin
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Well aren't you a ray of sunshine?
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