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			"Hello, home owner looking to rent their home long term?"
 "Yes?"
 
 "I'm very interested in renting"
 
 "That's great, we'll need references"
 
 "Really?  Because I just need it for one night for a massive house party, with a keg and DJ.  But it's cool because it's for my, uhhh wife...right, my wife. I am totally not looking for a place to have a huge party and trash and not repair under the guise that I am married"
 
 
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