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Old 03-21-2011, 04:43 PM   #1
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Default Canada's "Johnson" family

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so how does The Canadian "Johnson" family relate in...errmmm...height...to the rest of the world? Is Canada King of the Kielbasa's?

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Old 03-21-2011, 04:46 PM   #2
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Does average human penis length vary among ethnic groups?
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/...-ethnic-groups

Kinsey's data indicate there's a lot more variation in flaccid penis length than there is in erect penis length. Under actual working conditions, in other words, things tend to even out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size

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I was in the pool!
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Isn't this in the funny picture thread?

I thought you were talking about Schneider's meats. I'm such a tool.
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Old 03-21-2011, 04:54 PM   #5
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Sooo basically the average thrill drill length in a country depends on how many African and Asian people live there.

Groundbreaking, truly.

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Does average human penis length vary among ethnic groups?
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/...-ethnic-groups

Kinsey's data indicate there's a lot more variation in flaccid penis length than there is in erect penis length. Under actual working conditions, in other words, things tend to even out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size
Kinsey also thought everyone was a homosexual. Guy had something seriously wrong with him. He wouldn't have known unbiased sampling or sound methodology if they were shoved up his ***.
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Old 03-21-2011, 06:53 PM   #7
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I thought this had to do with Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod

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I thought this had to do with Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod
Well, it does have to do with Hal.
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Well, it does have to do with Hal.
No wonder Joanne is always smiling
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Relevant part starts at about 7:20.



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HAHAHA. Hungary's average is at the top of the colour scale...16.something...Good stuff.
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Old 03-21-2011, 10:27 PM   #12
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You're either a grower or a shower.....
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Old 03-21-2011, 10:30 PM   #13
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Ok. Now where's the girth chart?
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Ok. Now where's the girth chart?
Looks like you have some field work to do.
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long and thin goes all the way in - but short and thick does the trick......
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It's not long but it sure is skinny!
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