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Old 03-18-2011, 03:06 PM   #21
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Thread delivers on exactly where I was expecting "there" to be.
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:10 PM   #22
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Pennies haven't been copper for years.
US pennies are copper-plated zinc. Not a lot of copper, granted, but it's there. (Source)

Anyway, zinc is also toxic.
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:11 PM   #23
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A humourous write-up

http://h8torade.com/2011/03/17/if-yo...iunass-vagina/

Including a pic of the culprit's......face!

She's halfway to duckface - more baggies stuffed in her cheeks perhaps?


EDIT: and OMG she's on facebook. Insert "write on her wall" joke here
Id hit it with a 2x4
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:14 PM   #24
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US pennies are copper-plated zinc. Not a lot of copper, granted, but it's there. (Source)

Anyway, zinc is also toxic.
If she's hiding 54 bags of heroin in there, I don't think she's too worried about the toxicity of a couple pennies.
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:15 PM   #25
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Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big #####. Jeez you got a big #####." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.



Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little #####". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...
[Hawkins pauses, then trails off]
Hawkins: ... big as a house.
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Old 03-18-2011, 03:16 PM   #26
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I'd hit it, but I'm afraid I'd fall in.
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Old 03-18-2011, 04:09 PM   #27
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Well, the weird part was the $51.22. I mean, she's using it not just for drugs, but also as a changepurse???
i'm sure you could easily fit your coin purse in there as well!
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Old 03-18-2011, 04:17 PM   #28
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What did they name the heroine baby?
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Old 03-18-2011, 04:24 PM   #29
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Especially the 22 cents part. You need at least 4 coins to make that much -- and two of them have be pennies regardless of the other coins. I can't even bother to take the effort to pick up a penny if I drop one. If she's willing to go to that kind of effort to retain hers, I'd hate to see this woman at one of those take-a-penny-leave-a-penny trays...

Maybe it was a cheque?
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Old 03-18-2011, 04:25 PM   #30
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I bet you could park your bike in there
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My bikes a bit rusted, not that she seems picky.
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