Emperor Palpatine, aka Darth Sidious. He was really a one man wrecking crew, and he didn't do much physical labour. He knew how to use everybody else to do his bidding.
Eric Estrada- If he jumps out of the team vehicle you are through!
KootenayFlamesFan - Only so he can't send me to the Sin Bin anymore.
Transplant99 - Being a Packers fan makes me believe he would have high resistance to the cold. Also, after he kicks someone's ass we get to hear him say "good grief!"
Puckluck - The perfect guy to plot how to frustrate the all living hell out of the good guys.
Moon - You have to have that insane genius on the team, Moon fits the bill.
I_H8_Crawford - This guy hates everything.
Fotze - Buys me more favours with his mom.
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Emperor Palpatine, aka Darth Sidious. He was really a one man wrecking crew, and he didn't do much physical labour. He knew how to use everybody else to do his bidding.
Somehow I think that your leadership position in your organization would be a short lived one, especially the first time you decided to take an afternoon nap.
Me
General George Patton - Kicked a$$ and took names across Europe, wasn't afraid to slap around his men to motivate them
General Grigory Zhukov - Lead the final run on Berlin, wasn't afraid to throw away the lives of his men in order to hit his objective, he was like a competent version of Cobra Commander
Joan of Arc - an effective General that marched on her government, was burned at the stake and didn't beg for mercy
Henry the 8th - Our organization needs someone who could pick up chicks, and then get rid of them afterwards.
Billy the Kid - Every organization needs a loose cannon who's as good as the gun as he is with a quip
Finally Officer Martin Riggs - Him and Billy the Kid together? Nobody is too old for that sh%t
And an army of millions of faceless heavily armed minions.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
1. Sovereign of the Mass Effect universe. You need a badass spaceship afterall. Plus being on the side of the periodic galactic extinction seems better than the other side.
2. Paul Atreides. Seeing through time? Badass warrior? Emperor of the galaxy? Check.
3. Q. Extra-galactic super-intelligence. Seems ok.
4. John Daly. What is inter-galactic domination if you can't rock the links? And also you gotta have a drinking partner.
5. Ender from Ender's Game.
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We may curse our bad luck that it's sounds like its; who's sounds like whose; they're sounds like their (and there); and you're sounds like your. But if we are grown-ups who have been through full-time education, we have no excuse for muddling them up.
__________________ "In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"
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If it's good enough for a Ned Flanders Devil jury of the damned it is good enough for me.
Ned Flanders: I give you the jury of the damned. Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon... Richard Nixon: But I'm not dead yet. In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook. Ned Flanders: Hey listen, I did a favor for you! Richard Nixon: Yes, Master. Ned Flanders: John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.
The best part is missing from the quote though. When he names everybody else, no one says anything, then when he names the '76 Flyers everyone lets out a gasp of horror.
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What is your Legion of Doom?
