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Old 02-25-2011, 08:33 AM   #1
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Default Charlie Sheen loses his nut

Goes on a rant against everyone, tries to bluff the network to cancel Two and a Half Men, and mostly succeeds

http://tvguide.ca/TVNews/Articles/11...duction_DW.htm
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Old 02-25-2011, 08:36 AM   #2
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Why don't Martin and Emilio take him out to the backyard?
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Old 02-25-2011, 08:41 AM   #3
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In a year Charlie will be saved by Christianity and be a regular on a local evangelical channel with Ray Comfort.
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Dude is a living train wreck.

Too bad as I thinkhe has oodles of talent but clearly has some serious demons he is battling at the same time.

I understand going after your boss and whatnot as he has made Lorre a ton of dough through the years, but his ad-hominem attack on AA is just pathetic. He needs something like that in his life if he wants to live past 60.
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I read "Charlie Sheen loses his nut" and thought he had caught one hell of an STD this time.
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I just, you know, finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it because AA does not teach you how to live your life the way you want to live it.

Idiot has two daughters, but is only worried about living his life the way he wants to. Father of the Year.
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Wow. Being paid 2 million per episode! Why would you kill that golden goose?
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Old 02-25-2011, 09:01 AM   #8
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[T]hey brainwashed my friends and my family. Now I hate them violently and I will use every soldier in my army to defend myself against them, ‘cause they will come at me.
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Wow. Being paid 2 million per episode! Why would you kill that golden goose?
To bang porn stars and do mountains of coke
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The real victim in all of this is Jon Cryer's career.
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Wow. Being paid 2 million per episode! Why would you kill that golden goose?
Because hes clearly crazy.

Watch, in a week he'll profess to having done the interview after inhaling half a kilo of blow and all the world will be rosy again.
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Hmm, I guess being a womanizing alcoholic is only funny in the show and not so funny in reality huh? I've always thought Sheen's character in the show is pretty much a reflection of the guy in real life, minus the funny jokes.
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Sounds like he is on a druken/coked out rant.
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The Sklar brothers did a great take last week on Charlie, in the Sklarboro Country podcast.
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First, that show sucks, so it's good that it's pulled. Second, if I were his cast mates, I'd punch him in the face for losing me my job. What a selfish prick.
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Yes I also thought this thread would be about testicles.
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Old 02-25-2011, 09:14 AM   #17
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First, that show sucks, so it's good that it's pulled. Second, if I were his cast mates, I'd punch him in the face for losing me my job. What a selfish prick.
Actually I find that show awesome. Too bad Charlie is a nutter.
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Actually I find that show awesome. Too bad Charlie is a nutter.
Agreed. In the last couple of seasons, like many shows that are on for a long time, it has lost something, but the wife and I still watch reruns of the first few seasons and laugh our asses off.

I would say after this, doubtful it ever comes back...too bad.
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It's kind of like Home Improvement. Once the kids become adults, the show just isn't the same anymore.
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Just add Lindsay Lohan as the female version of Charlie, maybe in a scenario of his craziest lover returns after Charlie's death, is in his will to take over the house...hilarity ensues!
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