02-10-2011, 03:16 PM
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The Best Questions to Ask on a First Date According to OK Cupid
http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/th...r-first-dates/
If you want to know "Will my date have sex on the first date?" ask "Do you like the taste of beer?"
Why?
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Among all our casual topics, whether someone likes the taste of beer is the single best predictor of if he or she has sex on the first date.
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02-10-2011, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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LOL at the captioned pic in the link.
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02-10-2011, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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I knew it, grammar nazzis are all bible thumpers.
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02-10-2011, 04:03 PM
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Norm!
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Wow, then the girl looks at you like you farted in church and says that she needs to go to the can, and you never see them again.
How about asking her
If you woke up in a ditch with your pants around your ankles and a five dollar bill pinned to your shirt would you tell anyone?
Ummm no
So you wanna go camping.
Seriously first dates are never a problem, its the damn third date when you ask her "Do you like the taste of beer, and by beer I mean semen?" Then it gets awkward.
The only tips that you need for the first date is
"Be handsome, you can get away with any question then"
"Then ask her what her interests are and shut the hell up for about 45 minutes" yak yak yak blah blah blah.
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Last edited by CaptainCrunch; 02-10-2011 at 04:09 PM.
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02-10-2011, 04:09 PM
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Norm!
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Ha, I totally beat Fotze to a joke.
And yes, Fotze mom totally loves the taste of "Beer" she ran up quite the bar tab the other night.
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02-10-2011, 04:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Really, beer? I 100% believe that an even better indicator would be, "Do you like the taste of semen?"
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The beer question is the only one that had a positive correlation for males and females.
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02-10-2011, 04:25 PM
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Well that was really dumb.
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02-10-2011, 04:31 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Originally Posted by TheSutterDynasty
Well that was really dumb.
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Hilarious.
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02-10-2011, 04:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flame Of Liberty
Hilarious.
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As a skeptic, I think the government should stop putting aphrodisiacs into my beer.
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02-10-2011, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mykalberta
I knew it, grammar nazzis are all bible thumpers.
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Actually, it says the opposite.
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If your date answers 'no'—i.e. is okay with bad grammar and spelling—the odds of him or her being at least moderately religious is slightly better than 2:1.
As someone who is not himself a believer, I found it rather heartening that tolerance, even on something trivial like this, correlated with belief in God, although I should've figured out that religious people are okay with small mistakes. Next to intelligent design, what's a couple typos?
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02-10-2011, 04:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mykalberta
I knew it, grammar nazzis are all bible thumpers.
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That's grammar na zi to you! Also, I think the stat is reading that grammar nazis are NOT religious.
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02-10-2011, 04:45 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
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The most important question is "Do you have a picture of your mother handy?".
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02-10-2011, 04:49 PM
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I thought it was "Does your dad own a brewery??".
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02-10-2011, 04:57 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Seriously first dates are never a problem, its the damn third date when you ask her "Do you like the taste of beer, and by beer I mean semen?" Then it gets awkward.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sixpacked
I thought it was "Does your dad own a brewery??".
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These two quotes make me feel uncomfortable.
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02-10-2011, 05:49 PM
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i don't like beer, but most times i'd be more than willing to put out
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