The straight dude's guide to Brokeback

[4X4]

I'm going to refrain from guessing that you (Hakan) are a corderouy pant, cardigan sweater, rectangular glasses wearing, starbucks lounging, big-fat textbook toting, tree huggung acedemic showoff and skip straight to the point.
Guys like me are the reason your mom gave birth. Like me or not, without sperm meeting eggs, you (and I) would not be here to discuss whether gay porn is cool.
So while you're watching gay porn with girls, those girls are busy thinking about meeting me afterward. And I, them. Gay sex may be fun for gay people, but it don't perpetuate the human race.
Be thankful that this redneck is around to procreate. Because if I weren't, my children wouldn't be there to discuss this with (some other guy who isn't busy watching gay porn)'s children.

ps, sorry for the cardigan remark.

[4X4]

While I was busy busting out an insult, you were posing an intelligent question.


My response: I've got a penis. I can do whateve I want with it. I don't want another penis. I want (feel free to step in, mods) vagina. Thats all there is to it. It's not so much a comfort thing (even though it's uncomfortable) its a want. I want vagina. Thats all. no penis, just vagina.

It's like you offering me a snowmobile when I want a jet ski. Sure, I can ride the snowmobile across the thawed lake, but thats not it's intended purpose. The jet ski is meant for the thawed lake (vagina), the snowmobile is for the snow.

[Eastern Girl]

Wow. I am almost afraid to post now after that post 4X4 for fear of what you might say about me .... I will anyways though. I willingly accept that men don't want to see it. What I don't understand fully is why, but oh well, maybe I am not meant to and I can deal with that.

And to Hakan, I appreciate your view.

And a note about the gay bars, it is quite true that that is a great place to meet women. I have only been to a gay bar twice in my lifetime, but both times I felt a little less defensive than I would be if I were in a "straight" bar. So it might be easier for guys to approach women there.

[4X4]

OK, EG. Is my "homophobia" that abrasive? Maybe so.

Whatever... Sorry Hakan, you just remind me of a guy I know. A guy that refuses to accept that gay porn and dangling cranks aren't for everyone.

So paraphrase... Am I to explaining why I don't like dick, or am I defending my right not to like it?

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by 4X4

OK, EG. Is my "homophobia" that abrasive? Maybe so.

Sorry if I implied that you were homophobic. I am not saying that at all. I understand that guys don't want to see a penis. Again, what I don't understand is why there is such an adverse reaction to it? Why isn't there more of a reaction like women, who are for the most part able to say "there's a naked women, oh well?" Is that more clear? I am not trying to attack your position, just understand it.

[4X4]

For the record, the last while here in Rome, I've seen more flaming gays than in my 27 years in Canada combined. I dont care. Theyre gay. Got nuts. Just dont tell me that Im a closet homophobe because I have no desire to see them dance around with their balls flopping.

This is a matter of preference. My beef here is your non tolerance of my non desire to see penis. You like penises in your face, I dont. Its a choice. Frankly, I was quite entertained by mrcboicgys gay thread. I think that gayness is a benefit to guys like me. Morewomen to pick from. No problem with gays, just a big probel with their dick in my face.
They dont come to where I am and flash ****, I stay away from where they do it. No prob.
You go to where they flash ****, and look down on me for being too caught up with vagina to ever give flying ****s the time of day.

Tolerance. You tolerate their ways, why not mine?

[flamefan74]

EG, ask women why they don't like to watch men go at it and you will probably have your answer as to why some guys don't like it.

[Fozzie_DeBear]

In the immortal [and cryptic] words of The Donald

Some people like steak...some people like spaghetti...that why we have menus.

4x4 I respect the fact you are articulating your POV [relatively] respectfully. I don't think anyone says that you HAVE to like anything, and you can have the right to like/dislike jetski's (or snowmobiles or boats or whatever).

My only point would be that you may miss a pretty good movie [of course you may hate all 120 min of it] just to avoid 60 freaky hairy seconds.
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MAGIC FLIGHT LAUNCH BOX

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Sorry if I implied that you were homophobic. I am not saying that at all. I understand that guys don't want to see a penis. Again, what I don't understand is why there is such an adverse reaction to it? Why isn't there more of a reaction like women, who are for the most part able to say "there's a naked women, oh well?" Is that more clear? I am not trying to attack your position, just understand it.

Yea...

Hey, I cant explain why im ok with two chicks making out or even doing things that I'll get banned for describing. It just comes down to my appreciation for the female body. From head to toe, women are just beautiful. I'm a guy. I've seen it since I was a kid. It must be nature. All I want to see are naked women. And hockey.

[4X4]

Fozzie, you are probably right. Amd TTYTT, I just may end up watching it. Its no longer about the movie, this convo has taken on a life of its own...

That said, I'm still not cool with a man man love story. Yes, I judge books by their covers, and yes I'm wrong more often than I'd like to admit.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by 4X4

That said, I'm still not cool with a man man love story. Yes, I judge books by their covers, and yes I'm wrong more often than I'd like to admit.

But at least I've never ended up in a theater watching two cowboys fall in love. With a male friend.

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by 4X4

I'm going to refrain from guessing that you (Hakan) are a corderouy pant, cardigan sweater, rectangular glasses wearing, starbucks lounging, big-fat textbook toting, tree huggung acedemic showoff and skip straight to the point.
Guys like me are the reason your mom gave birth. Like me or not, without sperm meeting eggs, you (and I) would not be here to discuss whether gay porn is cool.
So while you're watching gay porn with girls, those girls are busy thinking about meeting me afterward. And I, them. Gay sex may be fun for gay people, but it don't perpetuate the human race.
Be thankful that this redneck is around to procreate. Because if I weren't, my children wouldn't be there to discuss this with (some other guy who isn't busy watching gay porn)'s children.

ps, sorry for the cardigan remark.

That's gotta be the post of the year.

Cowperson

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by 4X4

But at least I've never ended up in a theater watching two cowboys fall in love. With a male friend.

But you have ended up in a gay movie thread talking to yourself....

Seriously FF74, I've watched gay porn. I'm not commenting on it.

[sebbie]

...... I willingly accept that men don't want to see it. What I don't understand fully is why, but oh well, maybe I am not meant to and I can deal with that.



its simple EG, ever since we were 12 years old we have been watching porn. so we developed the ability to implant our selves into the scene inside our heads. so in our head its jenna and me not jenna and him. and after years of fine tuning this special ability we cant turn it off, so any naked triggers it. and when 2 guys are naked our brains short circuit trying to figure out where we belong in the naked. so we just run away. and if its girl on girl naked, then we become the camra man.

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by sebbie

...... I willingly accept that men don't want to see it. What I don't understand fully is why, but oh well, maybe I am not meant to and I can deal with that.



its simple EG, ever since we were 12 years old we have been watching porn. so we developed the ability to implant our selves into the scene inside our heads. so in our head its jenna and me not jenna and him. and after years of fine tuning this special ability we cant turn it off, so any naked triggers it. and when 2 guys are naked our brains short circuit trying to figure out where we belong in the naked. so we just run away. and if its girl on girl naked, then we become the camra man.

Thank you!!! All I wanted was the "why" and that seems plausible.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by sebbie

and if its girl on girl naked, then we become the camra man.

Sing it brutha

[The Goon]

I'd probably rent the movie. I like Westerns, and I don't mind two guys making out, as long as they're hot. I've seen enough gay behaviour that it wouldn't faze me.

Plus Ang Lee was at a Flames game with a jersey on promoting the film, and it's Alberta bound, so I'll give the guy some support.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

That's gotta be the post of the year.

Cowperson

Well, at least I didn't stay up all night for nothing. Thanks for that, CP, though I'll have to re-read the thread in the morning to figure out whether sarcasm was involved.


Here's hoping that I'm not banned come morning.

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by sebbie

......
its simple EG, ever since we were 12 years old we have been watching porn. so we developed the ability to implant our selves into the scene inside our heads. so in our head its jenna and me not jenna and him. and after years of fine tuning this special ability we cant turn it off, so any naked triggers it. and when 2 guys are naked our brains short circuit trying to figure out where we belong in the naked. so we just run away. and if its girl on girl naked, then we become the camra man.

That's gotta be the post of the year.

Cowperson

[Maritime Q-Scout]

two guys kiss? well whoop-de-freakin'-do Batman! That bothers me not, I'm not going to see the movie for a far better reason

I don't like western themed movies, and cowboys in a movie generally means western.

Also, guys if it means getting laid afterwards ... by a woman, wouldn't not going to the movie be more gay?