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Old 01-31-2011, 01:14 AM   #1
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http://dailycaller.com/2011/01/28/da...-bowl-weekend/

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A 9.4 percent unemployment rate? Pish posh! In Dallas-Fort Worth exotic club managers across the city are desperately seeking strippers for Super Bowl weekend.

These adult clubs currently are estimated to be experiencing a total shortage of 10,000 exotic dancers as they attempt to meet a tourist to stripper ratio of 30:1.
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Old 01-31-2011, 01:19 AM   #2
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They are trying to create a supply and demand situation... Demand for punani? Not in the Christian heart of the USA!

What do you think Mrs. Teen South Carolina 2007?!

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Between stripper shortages and bacon addictions, you're on a roll of late.
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Old 01-31-2011, 02:38 AM   #4
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Stripper shortage? Lord, oh Lord please take me now! I don't want to live in such a world.
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Old 01-31-2011, 07:48 AM   #5
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This is what happens when you let women get educations, vote, and hold high ranking positions in the workforce.
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This is what happens when you let women get educations, vote, and hold high ranking positions in the workforce.
It's a good thing there are child pageants to maintain a supply of emotionally wrecked talent to enter the porn industry and stripping...
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so Debbie is done?
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I find it quite funny that a poster with a user name of Hack & Lube is discussing strippers.
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I blame Charlie Sheen.

He has his own ratio - a Charlie to stripper ratio of 1:30

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Old 01-31-2011, 01:16 PM   #11
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based on what i have read there will be 105,000 fans at the game.

that means they need at least 3,500 feature entertainers for those folks alone to maintain the golden 30:1 ratio.

i should note however, that there have been several times I have been in a gentlemeans club and this ratio was exceeded - but I still felt like I was entertained. Maybe my expectations are/were to low......
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based on what i have read there will be 105,000 fans at the game.

that means they need at least 3,500 feature entertainers for those folks alone to maintain the golden 30:1 ratio.
Yeah, but people will be in Dallas for the Superbowl even if they don't have tickets.
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They are trying to create a supply and demand situation... Demand for punani? Not in the Christian heart of the USA!

What do you think Mrs. Teen South Carolina 2007?!


haha, damn.. i remember watching that award show on tv, and being disappointed as a human being at the response.
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Old 01-31-2011, 04:31 PM   #14
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hmmmm...maybe Fotze needs a new job? I hear it pays very well!
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haha, damn.. i remember watching that award show on tv, and being disappointed as a human being at the response.
I'd still hit it...
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based on what i have read there will be 105,000 fans at the game.

that means they need at least 3,500 feature entertainers for those folks alone to maintain the golden 30:1 ratio.

i should note however, that there have been several times I have been in a gentlemeans club and this ratio was exceeded - but I still felt like I was entertained. Maybe my expectations are/were to low......
Either your expectations are way too low, or you've gotten too accustomed to the Calgary strip club scene (i.e., no lap dances). Fifty guys could be looking at the same girl and that's not a problem, but 15 guys waiting for a dance from the same girl is brutal. Since the girls give dances in Dallas, a 30:1 dancer to customer ratio would be unbearable. A small club should never be worse than about 4 to 1 and a large club shouldn't be worse than 10 to 1. The good news is that some of those guys won't go to clubs and the guys who do go won't all go at the same time.
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I'd still hit it...
Absolutely.
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Old 01-31-2011, 07:29 PM   #18
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Either your expectations are way too low, or you've gotten too accustomed to the Calgary strip club scene (i.e., no lap dances).
The French Maid and it's two counterparts now offer lap dances. Expensive though, $30/song.
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The French Maid and it's two counterparts now offer lap dances. Expensive though, $30/song.
Good to know. $30 is crazy, but I'll have to give it another shot sometime. Montreal doesn't know how good they've got it - you just can't beat $10 dances.
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hmmmm...maybe Fotze needs a new job? I hear it pays very well!
And his mom is already used to taking on a 30:1 ratio.
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