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Old 01-24-2011, 01:52 PM   #1
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Just in case any of you want to sign over your property to me...

May 21, 2011 is the end of times....

US Army veteran Marie Exley is on a mission – to tell the world that the countdown to Jesus’ return has begun, and that we have fewer than 137 days left before the mythical Son of God makes an apocalyptic reappearance.



she has the message plastered all over her car. In an absolutely priceless quote, she said:
If May 21 passes and I’m still here, that means I wasn’t saved. Does that mean God’s word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all.


Here are another 200+ predictions that have come and gone
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She looks like she needs to get laid.
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She looks like she needs to get laid.
Shes saving herself for Jesus
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Did you actually look at her picture in the article? She would have me not only believing in god, but actually calling out his name.
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Old 01-24-2011, 02:09 PM   #5
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That link you posted is quite interesting. Interesting in that the more profitable it became to predict the end of the world, the more end of the world predictions there were.
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Old 01-24-2011, 02:33 PM   #6
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Just in case any of you want to sign over your property to me...

May 21, 2011 is the end of times....

US Army veteran Marie Exley is on a mission – to tell the world that the countdown to Jesus’ return has begun, and that we have fewer than 137 days left before the mythical Son of God makes an apocalyptic reappearance.



she has the message plastered all over her car. In an absolutely priceless quote, she said:
If May 21 passes and I’m still here, that means I wasn’t saved. Does that mean God’s word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all.


Here are another 200+ predictions that have come and gone
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Actually this is Marie:

Not bad for a brain dead soldier.

The Rapture is going to be a great day for God’s people but awful for athiests.


Guess I should prepare myself to be crucified.
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Old 01-24-2011, 02:40 PM   #7
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Wasn't this what Jehovah Witnesses were doing at the beginning of the 20th century selling off all their things and waiting on hilltops for Christ?
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Old 01-24-2011, 02:43 PM   #8
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yeah but the JW's have come out and said that they no longer think the end is coming, at least not soon.
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Old 01-24-2011, 02:53 PM   #9
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Old 01-24-2011, 02:57 PM   #10
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I'm gonna rock out with my $$$$ out that day.
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Wasn't this what Jehovah Witnesses were doing at the beginning of the 20th century selling off all their things and waiting on hilltops for Christ?

1914, 1918, 1920, 1925, 1941, 1975 and 1994
Jw’s: Here are other dates that the Watchtower Society predicted. 1975 looked likely as it was computed as the 6000th anniversary of the creation of Adam in the Garden of Eden in 4026 BCE. They interpreted Psalms 90:10 as defining the length of a generation to be 80 years. Since 1914 plus 80 equals 1994, they predicted Armageddon would occur around that year. The latest estimate was 6000 years after the creation of Eve, for which no date can be determined with any accuracy.
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Old 01-24-2011, 03:05 PM   #12
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I remember going through this in 1986 (or 88, can't remember which) in my teens, fortunately my parents weren't deep enough to sell everything, but I know of people who did.

Agree or don't, but that's the sign of a TRUE believer. For anyone here that wants to get rid of their earthly possessions before May 21st, I call dibs on the house and car.
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Old 01-24-2011, 03:20 PM   #13
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So why May 21st?
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Old 01-24-2011, 03:36 PM   #14
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So why May 21st?
As good a day as any, I suppose.
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These guys must have cheated off The Simpsons. They had May 19.
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So why May 21st?
Because some idiot named Harold Camping says so, he uses his math to calculate the May 21 date based on his reading of the Bible.


Some of his teachings:

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  • Camping teaches that Satan rules all the current churches.
  • Camping insists "the church age" has ended, and that God is no longer active.
  • Since the Church age has come to an end, he teaches the Tribulation has begun
  • Camping teaches that if you are still in the church, you will not be "raptured."
  • Camping now teaches that you should not get baptized or partake of communion.
  • Harold teaches that Jesus didn't really die for our sins on the cross.
  • Camping treats the Bible as a special code book that he alone can decode.
  • He teaches that God is unfolding new revelation to him as we approach "the end."
  • Camping states he knows the exact day of the "rapture," as May 21, 2011 - with absolute certainty.
  • Camping now teaches that the unsaved are totally annihilated.
  • Camping instructs his faithful to not tithe to any church, but rather send donations to Family Radio.
Oh and he predicted the Jesus return before, 1996
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I would gladly make her call the lords name until he gets here
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I sure hope someone's there to pick him up at the airport.
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I remember going through this in 1986 (or 88, can't remember which) in my teens, fortunately my parents weren't deep enough to sell everything, but I know of people who did.

Agree or don't, but that's the sign of a TRUE believer. For anyone here that wants to get rid of their earthly possessions before May 21st, I call dibs on the house and car.
And I will take the Flames 3rd round playoff tickets.
Hahaha. Delusional Flames fans. Like that could ever happen.
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