Identify this mystery item that was left on my balcony

[Buzzard]

Originally Posted by MickMcGeough

Uh, whoa.


My next question is: can anyone recommend a good, affordable security solution? I've never bought anything like this before. I've only got a front door and a sliding balcony door that someone could get in through, without scaling the side of a pretty tall building.

how you doin...

[icecube]

Originally Posted by sclitheroe

Except of course, that the perp in this case was prepared to break the glass

In that case you wet his chest up with your nine.

[MRCboicgy]

Originally Posted by icecube

In that case you wet his chest up with your nine.

I think I read that differently.

[Papi34]

^^^^^ ahhhhhhh hahahahahahahaha

[icecube]

I said nine, not five and a half.

[MRCboicgy]

Originally Posted by icecube

I said nine, not five and a half.

Hey don't worry man, that's still considered in the high-end of the average range, so I hear.

[sclitheroe]

Originally Posted by MRCboicgy

Hey don't worry man, that's still considered in the high-end of the average range, so I hear.

How about a sawed-off pump action?

[Nage Waza]

You want to get deadbolts on all doors, make sure they need a key for both sides. If you have sliding windows, certainly use a stick to jam the door shut, and if they want to break glass, then there is a 3M solution that is a clear sticker that covers the windows. That makes breaking the glass and moving it out of the way a real pain. You can buy motion sensor alarms at places like Spy City and Radio Shack (I forget what they are called now). The motion sensor will alarm if a code is not entered quickly. I don't know where to get alarm stickers, try looking online. My house has several signs around it, and beware of dog signs. I do have an alarm and a large dog, so he would probably scare anyone away, particularly if an alarm goes off.

You don't have to be the most secure place, you just have to be more secure than a neighbor. Make the neighbor more of a target than you, as long as you are not the easy mark, then you win.

The guy is going to come back for his baton...maybe get the motion sensor sooner rather than later. Also, chain lock the BBQ to something.

I will buy the baton off you, got a price for it yet?

[d_phaneuf]

Originally Posted by sclitheroe

How about a sawed-off pump action?

Omar approved

[T@T]

It's just a little pipe bomb...tic-tic-tic

[Thor]

Originally Posted by icecube

In that case you wet his chest up with your nine.

[CaptainCrunch]

Someone left a industrial butt plug on your deck, you have a stalker that you want to talk about?

[algernon]

Originally Posted by Nage Waza

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I will buy the baton off you, got a price for it yet?

You don't really think he'd fall for the old Come-to-your-house-buy-the-baton-then-return-and-steal-your-money-back-and-other-household-items trick do you?

[SeeBass]

my guess is The Anal Intruder without the fist attachement.

If you go overseas dont forget to use a converter or they will never be able to remove the smile off your face when they find your body.

[SeeBass]

^I knew another older guy like Capt would get it.

[KTrain]

Originally Posted by SeeBass

my guess is The Anal Intruder without the fist attachement.

If you go overseas dont forget to use a converter or they will never be able to remove the smile off your face when they find your body.

You dropped your phony dog poop.

[SeeBass]

Originally Posted by KTrain

You dropped your phony dog poop.

What rubber dog poop?

[Travis Munroe]

for some reason i thought these were illegal...anyone??

[Mad Mel]

If you didn't fondle the extensible part too much, you could call the cops to see if they're interested in trying to pull some fingerprints off it.

[Art Vandelay]

Originally Posted by mad mel

if you didn't fondle the extensible part too much, you could call the cops to see if they're interested in trying to pull some fingerprints off it.