This Thread is going down the toilet

[DuffMan]

Originally Posted by Misterpants

In public washrooms it's always best to assume that there is an invisible layer of human feces on everything that someone could possibly touch and probably a bunch of things that people don't touch. Typically I just open the washroom door, whiz and back out without touching anything.

If I have to use a public toilet, due to no spots at the urinal(s) I never touch anything with my hands, but I can lift the lid and flush the handle with my feet.

[GirlySports]

all the girly jokes in this thread are hurtful.

[Misterpants]

I always enjoy when you go into a washroom and realize it's been designed so you don't have to touch anything. Sensor flush, sensor soap, sensor paper towel, those curvy-walled entrances that eliminate the need for a door. The future is now!

[algernon]

Originally Posted by GirlySports

all the girly jokes in this thread are hurtful.

The choice is yours.Take it into your own hands.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rdIVGwsoau...ate_urinal.jpg

Also, Mr Sitstopees, how would you negotiate one of these?

These are all over Amsterdam, and are fantastic. 4 johns in the space of one. I don't know why they haven't made their way here.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by algernon

These are all over Amsterdam, and are fantastic. 4 johns in the space of one. I don't know they haven't made their way here.

Who would put their Johnson in an Amsterdam John?

[TheSutterDynasty]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

Thats just filthy. If you're in the washroom, wash your hands. People who don't wash their hands are judged accordingly.

I agree - if it's needed. If you're at home, you can go in without shutting the door or touching the toilet, all you touch is your pants.

Therefore everyone who says it's better to stand at home because it's quicker; their point is moot!

[MoneyGuy]

So who's going to be brave and admit to being a Christian who pees sitting down?

[Luder]

Originally Posted by MoneyGuy

So who's going to be brave and admit to being a Christian who pees sitting down?

I peed sitting down when I had a kidney infection, Dad said if it was a kidney stone, and I passed it, he wasn't cleaning up the mess if I passed out.

[algernon]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

I havent had morning wood regularily since I was 15.

Are you serious? I haven't woke up 15 times in the last 17 years with out MW.

At Christmas, I was mocking sitting to pee'rs and my Uncle's German wife was just blinking, not getting the joke. She then mentioned that German men sit to pee... My other Uncle immediately called BS, but she swore by it.

Enjoy your new sits-to-pee economic overlords, Europe!

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by algernon

Are you serious? I haven't woke up 15 times in the last 17 years with out MW.

At Christmas, I was mocking sitting to pee'rs and my Uncle's German wife was just blinking, not getting the joke. She then mentioned that German men sit to pee... My other Uncle immediately called BS, but she swore by it.

Enjoy your new sits-to-pee economic overlords, Europe!

Yeah but don't they sh;t on eachother's chests?

[algernon]

Scatman!

I've heard that the kind of porn they had in Germany in the late 90's was rather... disturbing. And that was coming from a "morally bankrupt" framer who was over there working. Nothing was off limits to that guy, but he was shocked at how depraved the magazines were. Elderly gents with teenagers, scatplay, extreme gaping...OK, you get it.

[Chump]

Originally Posted by Misterpants

I always enjoy when you go into a washroom and realize it's been designed so you don't have to touch anything. Sensor flush, sensor soap, sensor paper towel, those curvy-walled entrances that eliminate the need for a door. The future is now!

Not being a germaphobe I find all this sensor stuff really annoying. Toilets that flush when you lean forward a bit, paper towel machines that will only dispense one paper towel if you stand anywhere near it and taps that don't let you choose the temperature of the water are all worse to me then having to touch something in a bathroom.

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by Chump

Not being a germaphobe I find all this sensor stuff really annoying. Toilets that flush when you lean forward a bit, paper towel machines that will only dispense one paper towel if you stand anywhere near it and taps that don't let you choose the temperature of the water are all worse to me then having to touch something in a bathroom.

the funny thing is that us non-germaphones will likely live longer due to having a stronger immune system. you don't need to go for a full on 2girls1cup, but a random bit of bacteria in your system isn't the end of the world

[Ren]

Originally Posted by algernon

Scatman!

I've heard that the kind of porn they had in Germany in the late 90's was rather... disturbing. And that was coming from a "morally bankrupt" framer who was over there working. Nothing was off limits to that guy, but he was shocked at how depraved the magazines were. Elderly gents with teenagers, scatplay, extreme gaping...OK, you get it.

No, please, continue. I want to remember this tale of intrigue so I can tell it to my children as a bedtime story some day.

[frinkprof]

Originally Posted by Ren

No, please, continue. I want to remember this tale of intrigue so I can tell it to my children as a bedtime story some day.

... eating of one's own pubic hair.

[algernon]

Originally Posted by frinkprof

... eating of one's own pubic hair.

Are you kidding? Fritz would prefer a fist encased in a boxing glove up the wazoo, before he would submit to such depravity. Unthinkably disgusting.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Chump

Not being a germaphobe I find all this sensor stuff really annoying. Toilets that flush when you lean forward a bit, paper towel machines that will only dispense one paper towel if you stand anywhere near it and taps that don't let you choose the temperature of the water are all worse to me then having to touch something in a bathroom.

I hate public washrooms. Well, I don't mind relatively clean ones, like at a restaurant or a decent pub, but the ones at fast food joints and bars are just sick, and the more sensors, the better. I get enough germs opening the front door of the establishment; I don't need more germs from touching disgusting sink handles and those nasty spinny things that dispense paper towels for my "clean" hands.

The perfect public washroom has bendy walls instead of doors, sensor everything, and no creepy guy on a stool with paper towels and cologne. Bonus points for urinal dividers.

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by droopydrew19

She then goes and has the "potty discussion" with girls at work and now believes that most men sit down to use the toilet because it is more sanitary and respectfull.

All of these women clearly need to talk to my wife. I pee standing up, always, no matter how drunk I am. I also go #1 AND #2 with the DOOR OPEN! Its my house dammit and I am going to share with EVERYONE.

In my drunken stupor, I have peed in the laundry sink, kitchen sink, front porch, back porch, neighbours driveway, my driveway, while walking across my street from my neighbours house, the kitty litter box (just seemed really funny when I was drunk) AND.......the fridge. Specifically the vegetable crisper, but hey, I hate veggies!

[Frequitude]

Sink piss for the win.

[HPLovecraft]

Originally Posted by 4X4

I hate public washrooms. Well, I don't mind relatively clean ones, like at a restaurant or a decent pub, but the ones at fast food joints and bars are just sick, and the more sensors, the better. I get enough germs opening the front door of the establishment; I don't need more germs from touching disgusting sink handles and those nasty spinny things that dispense paper towels for my "clean" hands.

The perfect public washroom has bendy walls instead of doors, sensor everything, and no creepy guy on a stool with paper towels and cologne. Bonus points for urinal dividers.

Damn right.