12-24-2010, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Cleveland, OH (Grew up in Calgary)
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New Year's Resolutions
2011 is just around the corner and I just wanted to know what your new years resolution is. Mine is to have a better year next year, this one was boring as hell for me.
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Last edited by Hockey_Ninja; 12-24-2010 at 04:09 PM.
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12-24-2010, 04:09 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Same one I make every year and never keep. Work out more, try harder in school.
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12-24-2010, 04:10 PM
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#3
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Uncle Chester
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I'm going to try and tone down the helicopter parenting. I can't believe I turned into this guy.
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12-24-2010, 04:41 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Calgary
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To make the best out of a brutal Flames season.
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12-24-2010, 04:46 PM
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First Line Centre
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To stop making New Years resolutions because they don't work.
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12-24-2010, 05:11 PM
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Less masturbation, more sex.
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12-24-2010, 05:31 PM
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In the Sin Bin
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Win the lottery, then fly around the world and have sex with a different girl in every country.....except Africa.
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12-24-2010, 05:33 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
Less masturbation, more sex.
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I'm in that boat. Although it's hard to row with one hand.
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12-24-2010, 06:23 PM
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Franchise Player
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-Get into shape
-Find a nice girl
-Drink less hard alcohol
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12-24-2010, 06:32 PM
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dissentowner
Win the lottery, then fly around the world and have sex with a different girl in every country.....except Africa.
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Africa isn't a country... just sayin'
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Edit: My resolutions are to gain a few pounds, to spend more time with my family and maybe drink a bit less...
Last edited by Shawn_Cronin44; 12-24-2010 at 06:36 PM.
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12-24-2010, 06:34 PM
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dissentowner
Win the lottery, then fly around the world and have sex with a different girl in every country.....except Africa.
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Intentional?
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12-24-2010, 08:41 PM
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In the Sin Bin
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SW Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn_Cronin44
Africa isn't a country... just sayin'
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Edit: My resolutions are to gain a few pounds, to spend more time with my family and maybe drink a bit less...
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I know Africa is a continent, I was referring to any country there.
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12-24-2010, 08:50 PM
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Draft Pick
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: 'tween da pipes
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New Year's resolutions are about as useless as a one legged man at an arse-kickin' contest.
I resolved, many many years ago to NEVER again make a New Year's resolution....and I've kept it ever since.
By the way do you know why Santa is so jolly?
Because he has a list of all the naughty girls.
Oh and Merry Festivus.
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The crease is my home....I'm not lookin' for a room mate.
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12-24-2010, 11:21 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HawkEGoon
I resolved, many many years ago to NEVER again make a New Year's resolution....and I've kept it ever since.
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Wait... so they work? But if they do you'd be making more, and then they wouldn't work because the original one didn't.
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12-25-2010, 02:12 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Chilliwack, B.C
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become rich and famous
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12-25-2010, 02:24 PM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Depths of the C of Red
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Post more often on here.
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12-25-2010, 02:35 PM
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God of Hating Twitter
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Less murdering.
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12-26-2010, 01:30 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Got a jump on mine this year. Started at 233 lbs in late October, put a spin bike in my living room in front of the TV, and down to 209 now, wanna hit 190 by April. I've gotta say, I used to scoff at the spinners at the gym, but spinning has got to be the fastest, most efficient way to lose weight. Bought myself a snazzy new Trek road bike for Xmas to keep it off this coming summer. Can't wait to start cycling the 18 km to work each day.
Last edited by pylon; 12-26-2010 at 02:16 AM.
Reason: Not gonna stoop to her level.
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12-26-2010, 03:49 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Get fatter, call in sick more often, and have less sex. I'm a year older, a year lazier.
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12-26-2010, 12:16 PM
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Norm!
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After an event at work just before Christmas, I vow not to take work as seriously or go above and beyond the call of duty, because nobody thanks you anyways.. Continue to lose weight, nail more quality chicks instead of focusing on quantity. Be an even more angry and crabby person, because nice basically gets you plowed up the a$$
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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