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Old 12-24-2010, 04:06 PM   #1
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2011 is just around the corner and I just wanted to know what your new years resolution is. Mine is to have a better year next year, this one was boring as hell for me.
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Old 12-24-2010, 04:09 PM   #2
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Same one I make every year and never keep. Work out more, try harder in school.
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Old 12-24-2010, 04:10 PM   #3
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I'm going to try and tone down the helicopter parenting. I can't believe I turned into this guy.
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Old 12-24-2010, 04:41 PM   #4
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To make the best out of a brutal Flames season.
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Old 12-24-2010, 04:46 PM   #5
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To stop making New Years resolutions because they don't work.
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Old 12-24-2010, 05:11 PM   #6
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Less masturbation, more sex.
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Old 12-24-2010, 05:31 PM   #7
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Win the lottery, then fly around the world and have sex with a different girl in every country.....except Africa.
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Old 12-24-2010, 05:33 PM   #8
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Less masturbation, more sex.
I'm in that boat. Although it's hard to row with one hand.
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Old 12-24-2010, 06:23 PM   #9
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-Get into shape
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Old 12-24-2010, 06:32 PM   #10
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Win the lottery, then fly around the world and have sex with a different girl in every country.....except Africa.
Africa isn't a country... just sayin'

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Edit: My resolutions are to gain a few pounds, to spend more time with my family and maybe drink a bit less...

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Old 12-24-2010, 06:34 PM   #11
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Win the lottery, then fly around the world and have sex with a different girl in every country.....except Africa.

Intentional?
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:41 PM   #12
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Africa isn't a country... just sayin'

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Edit: My resolutions are to gain a few pounds, to spend more time with my family and maybe drink a bit less...
I know Africa is a continent, I was referring to any country there.
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Old 12-24-2010, 08:50 PM   #13
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New Year's resolutions are about as useless as a one legged man at an arse-kickin' contest.

I resolved, many many years ago to NEVER again make a New Year's resolution....and I've kept it ever since.

By the way do you know why Santa is so jolly?
Because he has a list of all the naughty girls.
Oh and Merry Festivus.
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Old 12-24-2010, 11:21 PM   #14
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I resolved, many many years ago to NEVER again make a New Year's resolution....and I've kept it ever since.
Wait... so they work? But if they do you'd be making more, and then they wouldn't work because the original one didn't.
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Old 12-25-2010, 02:12 PM   #15
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Old 12-25-2010, 02:24 PM   #16
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Post more often on here.
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Old 12-25-2010, 02:35 PM   #17
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Old 12-26-2010, 01:30 AM   #18
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Got a jump on mine this year. Started at 233 lbs in late October, put a spin bike in my living room in front of the TV, and down to 209 now, wanna hit 190 by April. I've gotta say, I used to scoff at the spinners at the gym, but spinning has got to be the fastest, most efficient way to lose weight. Bought myself a snazzy new Trek road bike for Xmas to keep it off this coming summer. Can't wait to start cycling the 18 km to work each day.

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Old 12-26-2010, 03:49 AM   #19
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Get fatter, call in sick more often, and have less sex. I'm a year older, a year lazier.
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Old 12-26-2010, 12:16 PM   #20
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After an event at work just before Christmas, I vow not to take work as seriously or go above and beyond the call of duty, because nobody thanks you anyways.. Continue to lose weight, nail more quality chicks instead of focusing on quantity. Be an even more angry and crabby person, because nice basically gets you plowed up the a$$
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