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[The Yen Man]

So here's another question for you gents then. When you wake up with morning wood, do you do that awkward half squat and force it down to aim at the bowl, or do you just wait until it goes away before you go?

[4X4]

Originally Posted by The Yen Man

So here's another question for you gents then. When you wake up with morning wood, do you do that awkward half squat and force it down to aim at the bowl, or do you just wait until it goes away before you go?

Neither.

[Tinordi]

Originally Posted by The Yen Man

So here's another question for you gents then. When you wake up with morning wood, do you do that awkward half squat and force it down to aim at the bowl, or do you just wait until it goes away before you go?

I arc that baby in the shower.

[burn_this_city]

I havent had morning wood regularily since I was 15.

[CaptainCrunch]

I've never had morning wood combined with have to go pee. But I figure that sitting down with morning wood is going to get you a mouth full of pee, of if you jam it under the lid its going to spray out between the lid and the bowl. Better to lean your forehead against the wall and aim downwards.

[Mad Mel]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

All these dummies who want to claim being a fan means peeing on your feet into a toilet are being foolish.

Being a man means whipping it out on a freezing cold day and having a glorious out door pee into the show. Bonus points are aquired if you can spell your name.

I use dick calligraphy to put my phone number into the snow. I know what the ladies like.

[DuffMan]

I seem to spend a lot of time out in my unheated garage for some reason, so go outdoors quite a bit. I just cleared out a nice circle in the snow for the dog last night, and explained that that was her area, and the bush on the fence was mine.
I also usually do it in the shower most mornings.
Has anyone peed in a car wash? I have. the kind you get out and do your own vehicle, not the ones that automatically shuffle your car through while you're sitting in it.

[troutman]

Girls, you can do it too:

http://www.magic-cone.com/site/intro/index.html

Magic Cone is a patented disposable funnel shaped, waterproof cardboard device which allows women to urinate in a standing position without any hassle

[calumniate]

Originally Posted by DuffMan

I also usually do it in the shower most mornings.

Haha. You do know that steam rises don't you? Now that's a Man!

[Rathji]

Originally Posted by DuffMan

I seem to spend a lot of time out in my unheated garage for some reason, so go outdoors quite a bit. I just cleared out a nice circle in the snow for the dog last night, and explained that that was her area, and the bush on the fence was mine.
I also usually do it in the shower most mornings.
Has anyone peed in a car wash? I have. the kind you get out and do your own vehicle, not the ones that automatically shuffle your car through while you're sitting in it.

good thing you specified!

[FlamesKickAss]

Originally Posted by Crazy Bacon Legs

I was dating a girl for 2 years and one day she said "If we ever have boys, they will be taught to sit down to pee."

It was that point I realized she was completely insane and dumped her crazy BACON ass.

fyp!

[Russic]

Originally Posted by The Yen Man

So here's another question for you gents then. When you wake up with morning wood, do you do that awkward half squat and force it down to aim at the bowl, or do you just wait until it goes away before you go?

It's not usually raging, so with a little maneuverability it can be pointed where it needs to go. Can't do it standing though, so regrettably I suppose I must admit to sitting once per day.

[Byrns]

Judging from the amount of spillage in my building's washroom, some of you lumberjack's should sit down.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Byrns

Judging from the amount of spillage in my building's washroom, some of you lumberjack's should sit down.

Whatever you do, don't look up at the ceiling, and never ever take one of those black light setups into a public washroom.

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by Byrns

Judging from the amount of spillage in my building's washroom, some of you lumberjack's should sit down.

I blame the fat guys who havent seen their junk since the Flames won the cup in 89.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by burn_this_city

I blame the fat guys who havent seen their junk since the Flames won the cup in 89.

Lol. Never thought of that. I have tried to piss while wearing a stupid amount of clothes during a cold snap, and for some reason, it's much more difficult to do than going in the dark. Maybe it's the awkward arc in the arm. Not used to that.

[TheSutterDynasty]

What if you sit and don't touch? Then it's quicker to sit down because you don't have to wash your hands.

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by TheSutterDynasty

What if you sit and don't touch? Then it's quicker to sit down because you don't have to wash your hands.

Thats just filthy. If you're in the washroom, wash your hands. People who don't wash their hands are judged accordingly.

[Misterpants]

Originally Posted by TheSutterDynasty

What if you sit and don't touch? Then it's quicker to sit down because you don't have to wash your hands.

In public washrooms it's always best to assume that there is an invisible layer of human feces on everything that someone could possibly touch and probably a bunch of things that people don't touch. Typically I just open the washroom door, whiz and back out without touching anything.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by TheSutterDynasty

What if you sit and don't touch? Then it's quicker to sit down because you don't have to wash your hands.