12-17-2010, 01:23 PM
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#41
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Slava
You guys got an open bar this year? Every year I've gone to that it was a cash bar!
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To clarify it was my dad's company party (a company I spent a couple of summers working for during University), not my company party. They were held on the same night so naturally I went to the one with the open bar.
There seemed to be a direct correlation between position in the company and alcohol intake. Higher salary = more drinks!
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12-17-2010, 01:43 PM
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#42
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Originally Posted by flamesfever
Just remember... the majority of people will probably be having no more than one or two drinks. And if you have more than that, you'll probably end up looking somewhat silly to them.
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That majority of people are usually gone by 10 pm as they are not into enjoying the hospitality. Your drunkeness should start peaking around 11 pm, an hour after those people are gone.
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12-17-2010, 01:43 PM
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#43
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One of the Nine
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I want more stories of higher ups screwing blondes and ending up in dire straights.
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12-17-2010, 01:58 PM
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#44
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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FYI - there is a Check Stop on Glenmore this afternoon.
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12-17-2010, 02:09 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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My current work place has a nice Christmas dinner and awards/recognition ceremony that includes the staff and board members.
When I worked at Canadian Tire it was just one big boozefest. Oh the things that go on at those parties. I only went to one, it was enough to last a lifetime. People were rowdy and, in general, idiots. One of the managers punched out his wife. Some 22 year old tested the suspension on his truck with some 16 year old chick and it was somewhere around -30 outside... morons. A fight broke out between some of our staff and the staff of some grocery store who was having their Christmas party at the hall next door. Nobody lost their jobs, but a few people lost a lot of respect and dignity.
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12-17-2010, 02:33 PM
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#46
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Deep South
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When you see a co-worker, make sure they are going in for the hug before you do.
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12-17-2010, 02:45 PM
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#47
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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My companies Christmas parties are wide open.
Just a lot of mingling and drinking. The bar shuts down at midnight, and it seems the main rule is just make sure you can take care of yourself, and make sure you have a safe trip home.
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12-17-2010, 03:02 PM
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#48
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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Originally Posted by troutman
FYI - there is a Check Stop on Glenmore this afternoon.
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Just drove past that, it looked a lot more like a high speed chase than a checkstop? Although I could be wrong.
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12-17-2010, 03:24 PM
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#49
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by BigBrodieFan
Well- actually, what happened was a guy who worked as a District Manager for Enterprise and made about $200K a year got drunk and screwed a dumb blonde bimbo, lost his job, his wife and his kid and went to Vegas to be a 'professional gambler'- And the last I heard the new gig didn't have such a steady paycheque, he was dumped by the dumb blonde (who by the way had an enormous butt), sued by his ex wife for child support he can't pay, and he's living in a week-to-week motel waiting to 'win the big one.'
But hey- you go ahead and take it as you will.. personally I thought it was sort of a bad move on his part..
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Hmmmm. Not quite as good this way. Can we get a picture of the butt in question? For science of course. This is important.
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12-17-2010, 04:00 PM
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#50
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: 555 Saddledome Rise SE
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Wow, so much Christmas party Debbie Downing in here. Go have fun and get hammered.
Only rules:
1) Don't be the first to get hammered
2) Don't be the most hammered
3) No banging (edit: unless its a threesome)
Last edited by Frequitude; 12-17-2010 at 04:04 PM.
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12-17-2010, 04:12 PM
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#51
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raekwon
He's good . . . it is a small world, I may have been too specific.
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No, I won't spread this. I just know the industry you work in and know some people there. I heard the story and imagine that it's not commonplace at every Christmas party!
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12-17-2010, 08:54 PM
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#52
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: California
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The secret is to get drunk slower than everyone else. That way even though you are drunk throughout the night you aren't the embarassing guy.
The secret at an open bar. Drink beer and no shooters. That keeps you more sober than everyone else.
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12-17-2010, 10:34 PM
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#53
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Christmas parties nowadays suck. We used to just get trashed and nobody gave a crap about who was drunk except to tell the funniest stories on the next workday. Now it's all "ooh what will the boss think? what will my co-workers think?"
Bah humbug!
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12-17-2010, 10:43 PM
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#54
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Franchise Player
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I don't go to work Christmas parties. I see these people enough during the week when I am required to, I'm not going to spend my time off with them, too.
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12-17-2010, 10:53 PM
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#55
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All I can get
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteTiger
I don't go to work Christmas parties. I see these people enough during the week when I am required to, I'm not going to spend my time off with them, too.
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That's my contention too. If I'm off the clock, it's my time. Want my presence at a social event? Pay me time and a half.
And that's not coming from a perspective of being anti-social or not liking fellow co-workers.
Just rather have a bonus, or failing that, have the company contributing to charity on the employees' behalf.
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12-17-2010, 10:59 PM
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#56
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
And that's not coming from a perspective of being anti-social or not liking fellow co-workers.
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For me, it's a bit of a mix of both of these. I get along with my co-workers well enough, but wouldn't really consider them friends. I have also learned from the past that I prefer to keep my work and my personal life very, very separate.
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12-17-2010, 11:02 PM
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#57
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: PL2 Row 3
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Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
That's my contention too. If I'm off the clock, it's my time. Want my presence at a social event? Pay me time and a half.
And that's not coming from a perspective of being anti-social or not liking fellow co-workers.
Just rather have a bonus, or failing that, have the company contributing to charity on the employees' behalf.
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What about you say you appreciate the invitation but you already have other commitments?
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12-18-2010, 12:23 AM
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#58
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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So I just got home.. it was pretty dull.
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12-18-2010, 12:41 AM
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#59
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
So I just got home.. it was pretty dull.
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I'm guessing...judging from your sober-ish typing.
I remember one time I posted here on CP during Bermuda Shorts day. Don't think I put two correctly spelled words together.
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12-18-2010, 06:01 AM
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#60
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Lifetime Suspension
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I went to a friend of mines last year. The company gave everyone a hotel room (Canmore), some drink tickets and a live band. It was quite fun to see these co-workers come together and just get lit up.. Some of the bashing I heard was unreal. Depending on how much you drink you should know your point of no return... Probably best to stay under that point.. No need for a blackout night ha
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