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Old 12-07-2010, 04:02 PM   #81
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That was before.. before she pleaded for a second chance about how she could never make that mistake again. She wrote a freaking novel asking me for a 2nd chance which is why i'm so frustrated that she's even worried that things may need to end when she sees her family.

I'm 90% sure it's because i'm a Whitey
I'd say things sound way too complicated already for there to be a chance in hell she's "the one" so move on, the next one you find where things are simple and easy will make you see that this one is kinda fatad up.
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Old 12-07-2010, 04:04 PM   #82
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Its pretty sad that I figured out all of the edited words and completely agreed with your methods.
If the 3rd word is "forehead" I've got it nailed too. Why would you blank out "forehead"?

Unless it's "Upperlip"... poor grammar, but I like it.
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Old 12-08-2010, 01:43 PM   #83
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Stick your D in her B until she C's then stick your F in her V until she B's then tell her LATER BABE
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Old 12-08-2010, 01:44 PM   #84
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Stick your D in her B until she C's then stick your F in her V until she B's then tell her LATER BABE
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Old 12-08-2010, 03:26 PM   #85
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You cant go to Cancun anymore, you will get shot by a drug cartel. If you are a white guy , go to Japan , I hear the women there really like white dudes.

where would the asian guys go then?
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Old 12-09-2010, 01:14 AM   #86
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where would the asian guys go then?
Europe... duuuuuuh
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