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		|  12-02-2010, 02:35 PM | #1 |  
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		| LIMA - A Dutchman imprisoned in Lima for drug trafficking murdered his girlfriend during a visit and walled up body in his jail cell, police said Monday. Authorities discovered the body of 22-year-old Leslie Paredes Silva three months later.
 Jason Sanford Stalig Conquet, 32, confessed to his crime when prison guards asked him about the odor emanating from a concrete ledge he had built into a corner of his cell to hide the body of 22-year-old Peruvian Leslie Paredes Silva, they said.
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How the heck do the gaurds not notice someone come in, but not coming out?
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		|  12-02-2010, 02:39 PM | #2 |  
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			Uh dude, it's in Peru.  They eat guinea pigs.
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		|  12-02-2010, 02:41 PM | #3 |  
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					Originally Posted by Komskies  Uh dude, it's in Peru. They eat guinea pigs. |  
So Richard Gere would be the perfect food smuggler for that prison.
		 
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		|  12-02-2010, 02:44 PM | #4 |  
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		|  12-02-2010, 02:45 PM | #5 |  
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					Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch  So Richard Gere would be the perfect food smuggler for that prison. |  
I literally had the thread closed and was reading another thread when I got this joke.
  
Had to come back to share that.
		 
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		|  12-02-2010, 03:27 PM | #6 |  
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 How the heck do the gaurds not notice someone come in, but not coming out?
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How did they not notice him building a concrete wall within his cell?
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		|  12-02-2010, 03:28 PM | #7 |  
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			How are inmates allowed to procure concrete?
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		|  12-02-2010, 03:31 PM | #8 |  
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					Originally Posted by Komskies  How are inmates allowed to procure concrete? |  
Everyone needs concrete sometimes.
		 
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		|  12-02-2010, 03:31 PM | #9 |  
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			I hope he kept his shovel, you know for conjugal visits and stuff.
		 
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		|  12-02-2010, 03:31 PM | #10 |  
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					Originally Posted by Komskies  How are inmates allowed to procure concrete? |  
Seriously, what kind of jail is this?  They are allowed to have women into the cell that nobody keeps track of, and they get construction supplies.
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		|  12-02-2010, 03:31 PM | #11 |  
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					Originally Posted by Locke  Everyone needs concrete sometimes. |  
That takes on a whole new meaning when your talking about prison you know?
		 
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		|  12-02-2010, 03:34 PM | #12 |  
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					Originally Posted by GreenLantern  I literally had the thread closed and was reading another thread when I got this joke.
 Had to come back to share that.
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It wouldn't matter how many times I closed this thread, I'm still not getting it.
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		|  12-02-2010, 03:41 PM | #14 |  
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			One of my favorite Poe works
		 
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		|  12-02-2010, 03:42 PM | #15 |  
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Maybe he was planning on making himself some concrete pants, you know, to prevent future shower violations.
		 
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		|  12-02-2010, 04:06 PM | #16 |  
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			Its Peru guys... If im not mistaken this is more then likely one of the prisons run by the inmates.  Inmates have weapons, make the rules.  Its just a walled in city of criminals.
		 
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		|  12-02-2010, 04:07 PM | #17 |  
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			This is rather disturbing on several levels.
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		|  12-02-2010, 04:16 PM | #18 |  
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			Different worlds....I can only imagine the Can US guidlines for visitors into a prison
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		|  12-02-2010, 04:41 PM | #19 |  
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			There's more than one Dutchman in a Lima prison? I thought maybe Jordan Van Der Sloot was causing trouble again...
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		|  12-02-2010, 04:55 PM | #20 |  
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					Originally Posted by Komskies  How are inmates allowed to procure concrete? |  
Man, Theo must be desperate for business.
		 
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