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Old 12-02-2010, 10:29 AM   #1
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Man shot six times

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A man is recovering after being shot six times Wednesday night.
A neighbour called police just before 8 p.m., saying someone had been shot in an apartment building in the 500 block of 17 Ave. S.W.
The victim was shot four times in the right upper thigh and twice in the left thigh.
He identified the suspect, who was last seen driving a black rental minivan.
Police arrested two suspects at a car rental agency at the Calgary airport.
Charges are pending.
Police say this was a targeted shooting.
WTF were they targeting?

Methinks someone needs some target practice...
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Old 12-02-2010, 10:32 AM   #2
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Or they weren't trying to kill him.

Its hard to sell dead people drugs.
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Old 12-02-2010, 10:34 AM   #3
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I find it difficult to believe that you intentionally shoot someone 6 times not intending to kill them...
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Old 12-02-2010, 10:38 AM   #4
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Who rents their getaway vehicle?
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Old 12-02-2010, 11:16 AM   #5
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Who rents their getaway vehicle?
Idiots, that's who.

(at least these guys blew up their rental)
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Old 12-02-2010, 11:19 AM   #6
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According to Science, midgets and dogs are the same in one regard. Neither can look up.
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Old 12-02-2010, 11:33 AM   #7
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Something tells me they were to close to their target.
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Old 12-02-2010, 11:36 AM   #8
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According to Science, midgets and dogs are the same in one regard. Neither can look up.
So you're saying a dog shot this guy? That's preposterous.
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Old 12-02-2010, 11:51 AM   #9
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So you're saying a dog shot this guy? That's preposterous.
Think you're pretty tough, huh?
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Old 12-02-2010, 12:09 PM   #11
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[after Porter shoots Val in the leg and puts a cigarette in his mouth]
Porter: You got a light?
Val Resnick: What?
Porter: You got a light?
Val Resnick: No.
Porter: Then what good are you?
[Porter shoots Resnick in the face]
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I almost hooked up with a midget at the bar once. Wish it woulda happened...
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I almost hooked up with a midget at the bar once. Wish it woulda happened...
So you could get shot in the leg?
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SOme of them midgets certainly are surly pa
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I almost hooked up with a midget at the bar once. Wish it woulda happened...
What was his name?
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haha rents the mini van and then takes it back to the airport
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I almost hooked up with a midget at the bar once. Wish it woulda happened...
Are you sure by midget you don't mean "fat chick"?
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Good thing the van wasn't RED.
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Maybe they were aiming for the twig and berries.
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