Building That CP'er Song

[To Be Quite Honest]

So I'm cleaning away and a thought stuck me. Wouldn't it be fun if we made up a song! We can start with the lyrics at least! Each post will consist of one line which does not need to rhyme but just make sense to the above post.

It can be funny, or dark, light. There are a lot of clever minds here!

First line:

It was hot like a burning sun, my skin burst into flames:

or

I was raised like a mo-fo from the bottom of the sea:

or

Why does it burn when I pee:

or

I like to look into your eyes:

or

I drink cuz I'm bored of you:

Quote the lines in the song to keep them together!

[Rathji]

Oh the things I will do to avoid writing this paper...

It was hot like a burning sun, my skin burst into flames
I watched the flames lose again and again, boy it was lame!

and

Why does it burn when I pee?
Next time I listen when Fotze tells me

[nickerjones]

It was hot like a burning sun, my skin burst into flames
I watched the flames lose again and again, boy it was lame!

Play the game horribly whether on the road or playing at home
thats why TBQH agreed to buy my tickets then no-showed after I drove to the dome ...

[DrJ]

Originally Posted by nickerjones

Play the game horribly whether on the road or playing at home
thats why TBQH agreed to buy my tickets then no-showed after I drove to the dome ...

Poor nickerjones going out of the way to help with a CP favour,
TBQH, have you become a Canucks fan and have your ethics waver?

[To Be Quite Honest]

..

It was hot like a burning sun, my skin burst into flames
I watched the flames lose again and again, boy it was lame!

Play the game horribly whether on the road or playing at home
thats why TBQH agreed to buy my tickets then no-showed after I drove to the dome ...

Poor nickerjones going out of the way to help with a CP favour,
TBQH, have you become a Canucks fan and have your ethics waver?

I don't know if he's sorry, but he sounds like a d*uche

Why does it burn when I pee?
Next time I listen when Fotze tells me
I need to scrub my hands when I wash

[pylon]

Whats the melody? Without that we are just writing a poem.

[flylock shox]

I was raised like a mo-fo from the bottom of the sea,
Evolved some arms and legs and crawled out onto the beach.
Three million years of evolution got me to this point,
But I'm thinking I'll go back again cause the Flames are stinking up the joint.
The only consolation that I have in these dark days
Is that I do not live in Edmonton, because Edmonton is gay.

[Chorus]

Whoa-whoa-whoa,
Edmonton's gay.

[To Be Quite Honest]

..

I was raised like a mo-fo from the bottom of the sea,
Evolved some arms and legs and crawled out onto the beach.
Three million years of evolution got me to this point,
But I'm thinking I'll go back again cause the Flames are stinking up the joint.
The only consolation that I have in these dark days
Is that I do not live in Edmonton, because Edmonton is gay.

[Chorus]

Whoa-whoa-whoa,
Edmonton's gay.

They have mullets for faces and stumps for limbs
There highest education gets the a job at Tims
If it wasn't for Oil, Ed's would die from thirst
Ya, The city of champions, buried in a Hurst
Edmonton's simple, like an easy bake oven
They have one flavor made from a scary a$$ Coven.

[Chorus]

Whoa-whoa-whoa,
Edmonton's gay.

[puckluck]

and that Iggy will lead the way, and even he knows Edmonton is gay