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Old 11-24-2005, 01:06 PM   #101
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Do you have any idea how much of a sinner I am? I commit adultery about 100 times a day. Maybe more.
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Old 11-24-2005, 01:06 PM   #102
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Well ****, looks like I've cheated a few 1000 times (this month alone!)... Darn.
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Old 11-24-2005, 01:09 PM   #103
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Do you have any idea how much of a sinner I am? I commit adultery about 100 times a day. Maybe more.
We all do! It puts things in a different perspective, but really, are you going to change your ways? Pretty difficult to do. Nearly impossible.
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Old 11-24-2005, 01:27 PM   #104
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I'm sinning right now. I practically live in a constant state of adultery, interrupted from time to time by hockey and work.
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Old 11-24-2005, 01:49 PM   #105
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Old 11-24-2005, 03:46 PM   #106
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Old 11-24-2005, 03:50 PM   #107
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Well, i never thought about it that way before.
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Old 11-24-2005, 04:13 PM   #108
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The Bible says this in Matthew 5:28:



http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...&context=verse
wow isnt that a useful passage...heres some others that are translated for you...

The Bible says that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9)

"If a man also lieth with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them" (Leviticus 20:13)

Jews, Moslems, Hindus, Buddhists and everyone else who is not Christian will all go to hell "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God" (John 3:18)

God killed every living thing in Soddom and Gomorrah for engaging homosexual acts in Genesis 19:24-25

Sexual immorality merits an eternity in flames, according to Jude 1:7

All of this from the most loving and forgiving man ever...
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Old 11-24-2005, 04:27 PM   #109
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[quote=Cheese]wow isnt that a useful passage...heres some others that are translated for you...

The Bible says that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9)

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Haha...YES! I knew backrubs and bjs were in there somewhere.
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All of this from the most loving and forgiving man ever...
Believe in the Lord and ask for forgiveness for your sins and you will be forgiven.
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Old 11-24-2005, 05:22 PM   #111
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Wow, this thread took quite the turn.

Looks like I'm not the only one going to hell for having lustful eyes....I wonder, does the internet count? Hopefully not, especially after getting the "double fish hook" email this morning. My ticket's punched after that one.

As for cheating: I'm with 4X4. If you aren't getting any, and you talk about it and try to overcome it, but still nothing happens, I call fair game. Relationship over, and go man whoring. If that isn't possible due to commitments (family, etc) you can't stand and point fingers when a guy is out trying to do what guys are made for...pro creating.

I'v been in those relationships when you go months with no action, and when you do get some it's terrible. Let me tell you...IT PLAIN SUCKS, and can cause major stress on the relationship. Ladies, all you need to do to keep a man happy for a LONG time is simple. Pretend you enjoy it, and tell him how he's better looking than Brad Pitt (stroke the masculinity from time to time) and don't argue when we get lost. We're not very smart when it comes down to it, and would rather be clubbing food and starting fires than overanalyzing our feelings towards tapestries.
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Old 11-24-2005, 05:48 PM   #112
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Wow, this thread took quite the turn.

As for cheating: I'm with 4X4. If you aren't getting any, and you talk about it and try to overcome it, but still nothing happens, I call fair game. Relationship over, and go man whoring. If that isn't possible due to commitments (family, etc) you can't stand and point fingers when a guy is out trying to do what guys are made for...pro creating.

I'v been in those relationships when you go months with no action, and when you do get some it's terrible. Let me tell you...IT PLAIN SUCKS, and can cause major stress on the relationship. Ladies, all you need to do to keep a man happy for a LONG time is simple. Pretend you enjoy it, and tell him how he's better looking than Brad Pitt (stroke the masculinity from time to time) and don't argue when we get lost. We're not very smart when it comes down to it, and would rather be clubbing food and starting fires than overanalyzing our feelings towards tapestries.
First, yes, if you talk to the person and they still aren't open to the sexual part of the relationship, yeah you can move on and be a manwhore if that's what you want to be, but only after you end it. No sex doesn't mean you can cheat.

Secondly, as for "stroking the masculinity" which I think in this context you are talking about figuratively for the most part. Sure, women should do that, but it goes both ways. I have been in my share of relationships. I am by no means the perfect girlfriend, but i try and be good to my man. But a lot of guys don't really return the favour.
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Old 11-24-2005, 06:03 PM   #113
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It's definitely a 2-way street. Any time either person feels as though he/she is CONSTANTLY giving more than receiving, you're just asking for relationship trouble. It's all about sacrifice and compromise, as they say. (who are "they," anyway")

Though I've always been a firm believer that if any relationship is more work than reward, it isn't worth having.
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Old 11-24-2005, 11:20 PM   #114
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I sure hope most of you are married. You should have sex unless you're married, you know....
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Old 11-24-2005, 11:33 PM   #115
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I am by no means the perfect girlfriend, but i try and be good to my man. But a lot of guys don't really return the favour.
Clearly you haven't met the "emo" type!

You gotta give a little to get a little. That's why I hate the types of guys I see a lot of girls with. Arms too big to wipe his own ass and a general disregard for anything smaller than him that isn't blonde with big tits and a small waist.

I enjoy making those people feel stupid but it loses it's appeal when they can't figure out how dumb they sound.

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Haha...YES! I knew backrubs and bjs were in there somewhere.
Oh yeah and Kyle.. That was hilarious! Somehow I expected that out of you..
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Old 11-24-2005, 11:34 PM   #116
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I sure hope most of you are married. You should have sex unless you're married, you know....
Is it true that you don't get any after marriage then?
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Old 11-24-2005, 11:37 PM   #117
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Is it true that you don't get any after marriage then?
well... that's why they cheat....

God I hope I'm never in 'that' relationship.
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Old 11-25-2005, 12:42 AM   #118
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Maybe if you didn't suck at it she'd want it more?
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:41 AM   #119
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Clearly you haven't met the "emo" type!

You gotta give a little to get a little. That's why I hate the types of guys I see a lot of girls with. Arms too big to wipe his own ass and a general disregard for anything smaller than him that isn't blonde with big tits and a small waist.

I enjoy making those people feel stupid but it loses it's appeal when they can't figure out how dumb they sound.


Oh yeah and Kyle.. That was hilarious! Somehow I expected that out of you..
I take offence to that...I don't have big arms and I feel this way.
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Old 11-25-2005, 10:17 AM   #120
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wow has this thread gone everywhere. We went from a great reply on an e-mail to philosiphically what cheating is, who done it (still the only one to admit to it, NOt proud of still), what the bible has to say, why people do it...where too next my fellow cp'ers?
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