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Rutuu · 11-23-2005, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

Maybe if you didn't suck at it she'd want it more?

Haha...from the guy quoting American Idol.

Neeper · 11-23-2005, 06:04 PM

"A man is as faithful as his options."

-Chris Rock

Bertuzzied · 11-23-2005, 06:05 PM

man this email is so full of crap. It may be real but it's definitely not from Calgary. Unless somehow we have a really long bridge and tunnel.

1. B&Tlink send redefine

5 up, 2 down

bridge and tunnel trash
What Manhattanites call intruders (who don't live in Manhattan) who uses bridges and tunnels to enter into Manhattan.

"Guido is so B&T! He needs to go back to Jersey!"
Source: Sami Martin Sarmiento, Brooklyn, NY, Sep 15, 2005

2. B&Tlink send redefine

7 thumbs up

Short for "bridge and tunnel", the term refers to those who travel into Manhattan from outlying areas such as New Jersey and Long Island to take advantage of the city's nightlife. The term may also include those who come into Manhattan from New York City's other four boroughs.

The term is often used in a deragatory manner indicating that those who fall under this term are young and/or trashy and dilluting the quality of New York nightlife.
Do you want to go to that new club on Thursday instead

rockstar · 11-23-2005, 06:07 PM

I just thought he spelled T&A wrong.

Funny stuff, though. The girl got what she deserved.

return to the red · 11-23-2005, 06:20 PM

you know, I am surprised that I am the only one that has come out and said "yes, i've cheated" Most people on here may have not but you can't tell me that I am the only one! What exactly is classified as cheating anyhow? A kiss, pole vaulting (to keep on topic), dooiiinn it?

I am a believer in what has recently been brought up. Like it or not sex is an issue in a relationship, if a guy isn't getting it at all, he is gonna go somewhere to find it.

Bertuzzied · 11-23-2005, 06:24 PM

I cheated on my Soci395 Midterm. I got an A. hehe
Thats about it. Does that qualify for Hell?

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Originally Posted by return to the red

you know, I am surprised that I am the only one that has come out and said "yes, i've cheated" Most people on here may have not but you can't tell me that I am the only one! What exactly is classified as cheating anyhow? A kiss, pole vaulting (to keep on topic), dooiiinn it?

I am a believer in what has recently been brought up. Like it or not sex is an issue in a relationship, if a guy isn't getting it at all, he is gonna go somewhere to find it.

Eastern Girl · 11-23-2005, 06:24 PM

So this begs the question, how much sex does a woman have to give a man to make sure he remains faithful?

Bertuzzied · 11-23-2005, 06:28 PM

I think it's more than just sex though. Why would you cheat on your wife/gf if she is hotter than most other girls.

I'll tell you next year after my wife has our first child.:baby: hehe. I'm just kidding. I would never cheat on my wife.

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

So this begs the question, how much sex does a woman have to give a man to make sure he remains faithful?

Buff · 11-23-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

I think it's more than just sex though. Why would you cheat on your wife/gf if she is hotter than most other girls.

I'll tell you next year after my wife has our first child.:baby: hehe. I'm just kidding. I would never cheat on my wife.

Sex? What is sex? Once the baby is born you'll find out why you grew up thinking that your parents don't have sex... because it is nearly true!

Ray Romano once said in his comedy act, after the birth of his first child, about sex after baby (and I'll have to paraphrase here). "My wife wanted 5 kids... I don't think we'll have sex 5 more times."

return to the red · 11-23-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

So this begs the question, how much sex does a woman have to give a man to make sure he remains faithful?

I don't think twice a week is asking too much. a little side

:baby: also helps, but at least once a week

Bertuzzied · 11-23-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Buff

Sex? What is sex? Once the baby is born you'll find out why you grew up thinking that your parents don't have sex... because it is nearly true!

Ray Romano once said in his comedy act, after the birth of his first child, about sex after baby (and I'll have to paraphrase here). "My wife wanted 5 kids... I don't think we'll have sex 5 more times."

Thank god for my backup wife i have hidden in China somewhere. hehehe.

return to the red · 11-23-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

Thank god for my backup wife i have hidden in China somewhere. hehehe.

the future brother-in-law refers to it as upgrading to a newer model

Bertuzzied · 11-23-2005, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by return to the red

the future brother-in-law refers to it as upgrading to a newer model

I'm sure your sister is very impressed with that comment. hehe

Eastern Girl · 11-23-2005, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by return to the red

I don't think twice a week is asking too much. a little side

:baby: also helps, but at least once a week

So how much side :baby: are you giving her per week?

Secondly, you mentioned that you hadn't ever cheated on your fiancee. If she suddenly decided that she won't have sex with you at least once a week, would you then cheat on her?

return to the red · 11-23-2005, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

I'm sure your sister is very impressed with that comment. hehe

the Fiance's brother so who cares what my sister thinks

Bertuzzied · 11-23-2005, 06:54 PM

Wow that sucky sucky:baby: icon is getting a work out here. hehehe

return to the red · 11-23-2005, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

So how much side :baby: are you giving her per week?

Secondly, you mentioned that you hadn't ever cheated on your fiancee. If she suddenly decided that she won't have sex with you at least once a week, would you then cheat on her?

hey i'm a giver not a taker so no problems with that and for the second part I don't always get it once a week either

so no I wouldn't

MrMastodonFarm · 11-23-2005, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Rutuu

Haha...from the guy quoting American Idol.

lol, I like how you try to zing me for saying it, yet you know exactly where it's from. Kudos.

DementedReality · 11-23-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

man this email is so full of crap. It may be real but it's definitely not from Calgary. Unless somehow we have a really long bridge and tunnel.

1. B&Tlink send redefine

5 up, 2 down

bridge and tunnel trash
What Manhattanites call intruders (who don't live in Manhattan) who uses bridges and tunnels to enter into Manhattan.

"Guido is so B&T! He needs to go back to Jersey!"
Source: Sami Martin Sarmiento, Brooklyn, NY, Sep 15, 2005

2. B&Tlink send redefine

7 thumbs up

Short for "bridge and tunnel", the term refers to those who travel into Manhattan from outlying areas such as New Jersey and Long Island to take advantage of the city's nightlife. The term may also include those who come into Manhattan from New York City's other four boroughs.

The term is often used in a deragatory manner indicating that those who fall under this term are young and/or trashy and dilluting the quality of New York nightlife.
Do you want to go to that new club on Thursday instead

interesting, i was wondering what B&T was ..

anyhow, i dont think the original poster said it was based on a Calgary story, only that it was now ciruclating here. in fact, the guys email mentions something about New Jersey, so that kind of indicates already the area of action.

Muta · 11-23-2005, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

So this begs the question, how much sex does a woman have to give a man to make sure he remains faithful?

It's more a matter of quality over quantity.

I'd take a fantastic :baby: once every couple of weeks over a crappy :baby: a hundred times over.

If some chick is kick-ass in the sack, he'll come back. If she blows (not literally), the next time becomes more of a chore than a session of fun.