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Old 11-21-2005, 01:28 PM   #1
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November 21, 2005

It took about 6 months, and 3 GM's later, but the Florida Panthers finally landed the player they have been after.

For the past 6 months, GM Penney has been on the phone and inquiring about Hejduk. With what seemed to be an iron will, GM Doug in Carolina held firm and wouldn't give up the CPHL star. GM Penney was beginning to believe that he would never land hejduk and that he would remain a Hurricane for years to come.

Then it happened.

In an instant, Hejduk was sent, not to Florida, but to Atlanta! The chances of getting Hejduk remained slim as GM Cheese and GM Penney hardly ever make trades. Penney was back to square one but this time he didn't even bother to inquire about Hejduk, figurong that there was no way Cheese would ever trade the 65 goal man.

A shocker.

Cheese sent the CPHL star to the Predators, and GM Penney quickly contacted GM Bob to see what Hejduk's status was. To Penney's dismay, he was told Hejduk was not available. Bob wanted to see how Hejduk performed for him before making any move.

The calls began.

GM Penney was constantly on the Phone to Bob trying to land Hejduk but he wouldn't budge. Could Penney's luck really be this bad? Landing Hejduk was the toughest challenge Penney had ever faced.

Enter Nordiques.

After seeing the updated trade block by the Panthers, GM Prototype of the Nordiques showed an interest in Marcus Naslund. The wheels in Penney's head started turning...all 3 of them. Remembering that Bob of the predators had a soft spot for Naslund, Penney made a deal with the Nordiques to land him.

New negotiations.

And so it began...again. Penney offered up Naslund for Hejduk but was once again he was denied. The challenge continued. Late night discussions and a few coffee's later and Penney had Bob thinking about the possibility of landing Naslund...but it wasn't going to be easy. Bob made it quite clear that he wanted an upgrade on defence if he was even going to consider trading Hejduk. In return for the upgrade on defence, Penney demanded an upgrade of an AHL goalie.

Deal struck.

To Nashville:
  1. Berard, Bryan (D)
  2. Naslund, Markus (LW)
  3. Beckford-Tseu, Chris (G)
To Florida:
  1. Skoula, Martin (D)
  2. Ward, Cam (G)
  3. Hejduk, Milan (RW)
The deal is, for the very first time, being announced now. A hacker tried to stop the deal but he only managed to slow down the process. it is believed that Doug and Cheese worked together to try and put a stop to this deal by hacking www.calgarypuck.com. An investigation into the matter is ongoing.

Milan Hejduk is a Florida Panther. GM Penney hopes that he can once again get to the 65 goal plateau that he reached last season, although he has a long way to go!
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Old 11-21-2005, 01:56 PM   #2
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hmmm...so the bet now is...how long will Hejduk remain a Panther?
I bet 2.5 months.
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Old 11-21-2005, 02:02 PM   #3
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I am gonna go with wither 2 weeks or 6 months...If Hejduk makes an immediate impact he will last until the end of the season. However if he struggles early I expect to see him moved within 2 weeks !!
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Old 11-21-2005, 02:04 PM   #4
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Good move by both GMs!
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Old 11-21-2005, 02:21 PM   #5
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Anyone who comes to Florida and doesn't produce will get traded.

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Old 11-21-2005, 02:23 PM   #6
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So if Hejduk doesn't score in two or three games....feel free to dial 1-NYR-RULE...........................
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Old 11-21-2005, 03:13 PM   #7
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Here I thought CP had been hacked by Red Wings GM Young Guns in an attempt to ensure that Fernando Pisani's outstanding week would be forgotten about so that Todd "Uber fluke game" White could be named player of the week.

Good series of trades. Thats what makes our league much more interesting than the stupid NHL where GM's are too chicken to ever make trades!
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Old 11-21-2005, 03:35 PM   #8
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This Penney character is a good hussler,I firmly beleive he could sell ice to the Eskimos After prolly 3-4 hrs of back and forth gabbin and me stallin,this smooth salesman had me agreeing to deal Hedjuk.A full Report of the latest Predator news will follow
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Old 11-21-2005, 07:25 PM   #9
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Remembering that Bob of the predators had a soft spot for Naslund, Penney made a deal with the Nordiques to land him.
No wonder you finally gave me a decient offer for one of my players. I should have known something was up.
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Old 11-21-2005, 07:42 PM   #10
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No wonder you finally gave me a decient offer for one of my players. I should have known something was up.
if he gave you a decent offer you should have taken that one!
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Old 11-21-2005, 07:49 PM   #11
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if he gave you a decent offer you should have taken that one!
Ummm... Mrs. Smartypants... let me explain the joke. You see... MJK is notorious around these parts to lowball on his offers. I don't know if you know this or not, but he's gonna go down in CPHL history for it.

He finaly gave me a decient offer, cause the hamster was running upstairs, and I took it.

So in response to your comment... I did!

NOTE: Becky and I get along famously. This was not an attempt at insult, just a little mockery. If she, or you can't take it... let me introduce you to my new favorite smiley... :baby:
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if he gave you a decent offer you should have taken that one!
ZING!

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No kidding Mr Rob, I have been on the recieving end of many MJK lowballs. He is worse than me, and that takes some doing. At least I try to be sort of kind of fair. Dave makes me look good!
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No kidding Mr Rob, I have been on the recieving end of many MJK lowballs. He is worse than me, and that takes some doing. At least I try to be sort of kind of fair. Dave makes me look good!
Whatever gets the job done!
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Hey Kev! Shean Donovan for Jiri Hudler + ??
... true story.
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Old 11-22-2005, 06:44 AM   #16
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... true story.
Not even remotley close...try again.
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MJK wrote
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"hey Beck, how about Shean Donovan for Mark Bell?"
true story!
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Old 11-22-2005, 09:17 AM   #18
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true story!
Wrong...I wanted a 1st as well!
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Old 11-22-2005, 02:20 PM   #19
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looks like your evil ways are finally catching up to you MJK.... Too bad it took so long. I did my best, but with the sheer quantity of offers going both ways back in the day, I'm sure I got suckered a time or two. .


Becky - we may have had our sparring matches, but you ain't got NOTHING on this man, right here.


That said, the worst lowballs I've gotten were not from MJK. He at least makes some sort of effort (usually) to make it SEEM ok. :P
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Old 11-22-2005, 02:26 PM   #20
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looks like your evil ways are finally catching up to you MJK.... Too bad it took so long. I did my best, but with the sheer quantity of offers going both ways back in the day, I'm sure I got suckered a time or two. .


Becky - we may have had our sparring matches, but you ain't got NOTHING on this man, right here.


That said, the worst lowballs I've gotten were not from MJK. He at least makes some sort of effort (usually) to make it SEEM ok. :P
Finally the TRUTH comes out!

Some GM's need to stop whining and concentrate on building a winning team.

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