Woman Annoyed by Deer Ringing her Doorbell

[alltherage]

Just another reason why we need to exterminate all Deer.

Originally Posted by Calgary Sun

It's one thing for the deer to scrounge around in her yard, eating all her flowers.
It's quite another for them to come up to the front step and ring her doorbell.
“I just wish they'd stop," she said, looking very cross.
She's tried modifying her doorbell in order to make it harder for them to press, but to no avail.
Once, they rang it in the early morning. So, she came out with her cane and cursed them.
However, when the doe started to snort and scratch the ground, she figured that was enough.

[Jake]

You think it would be easy enough to modify the ringer to stop that. Either move it or cover it. Problem.... solution.

Kinda funny the Sun published this though.

[Dion]

Disconnect the doorbell and make people knock.

[Yasa]

Shoot all the deer in the face.

[CaptainCrunch]

Deer



Nature's jerks

[HotHotHeat]

Soooo.... She's TRIED outsmarting them, and failed?

[Kybosh]

I don't understand. I caked my doorbell with salt but the deer keep coming. What kind of animal isn't concerned about the risks of high blood pressure?

[Dion]