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Old 09-24-2010, 10:51 AM   #21
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I didn't know who she was...
It's ok to admit you don't live under a rock.

Simply acknowledging that you've turned on a television and flipped through some random channels within the last 4 years isn't going to make the music police confiscate your Grateful Dead collection.
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Old 09-24-2010, 10:52 AM   #22
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I bet her boobs would even make Bert want to motorboat her so bad, he'd finally move out of that spare bed in Ernie's room.
They don't sleep in the same bed anymore?
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Old 09-24-2010, 10:55 AM   #23
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It's ok to admit you don't live under a rock.

Simply acknowledging that you've turned on a television and flipped through some random channels within the last 4 years isn't going to make the music police confiscate your Judas Priest, Iron Maiden and Slayer collection.
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Old 09-24-2010, 10:57 AM   #24
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Haha. Touché.
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Old 09-24-2010, 10:59 AM   #25
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Haha. Touché.
I truly didn't know who she was - had to ask Mrs. Impaler. I think it's because I watch all my TV on PVR or torrent - I miss out on all the random crap.
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Old 09-24-2010, 11:05 AM   #26
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I truly didn't know who she was - had to ask Mrs. Impaler. I think it's because I watch all my TV on PVR or torrent - I miss out on all the random crap.
She's very hot, I would have thought you would have spotted her at least a dozen times by now.

She's also famous for being Zooey Deschenel's twin.

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Old 09-24-2010, 11:08 AM   #27
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She's very hot, I would have thought you would have spotted her at least a dozen times by now.
If she hasn't appeared on Dexter, Madmen or Inside MMA, it's unlikely.
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i am surprised to read that she is a 34-D.......anywyas, i'd like to get a taste of that.....
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If she hasn't appeared on Dexter, Madmen or Inside MMA, it's unlikely.
I'd like to get her in a rear naked choke
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Old 09-24-2010, 12:15 PM   #30
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I don't find her attractive at all.
You're dead to me.
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Ironically, her pet names for her breasts are Kermit and Miss Piggy.

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She is attractive, but not as great as people make her out to be. I do like the fact that she isn't an underfed boney mass like many celebrity females though. When she speaks, it also drops her attractiveness down a notch.

I can also buy that Vlad didn't know who she was. I am usually the last to find out about celebrities too. My co-worker was amazed the other day that I didn't know what a "Snookie" was... now I wish I never found out.
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She has great boobs.
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YEEEEEHAWWWWW
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Old 09-24-2010, 03:32 PM   #36
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Yeah, you guys are right. I wouldn't want to sleep with her either.
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She's a girl you meet at the bar and take home for a night... That's about it. One she starts talking it's easy to understand why some people don't like her.
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God damn Russell Brand. I hate him.
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As soon as she started smashing pelvises with Russell Brand her hotness level dropped for me.

But I'd still hammer her, but she'd have to assume the downward facing dog.
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I feel so dirty for thanking you Pedro, but alas, the polka version of Hot and Cold is my kryptonite.
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