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Old 09-14-2010, 09:46 PM   #21
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Desk lamp.

Fairly hefty with good bludgeoning potential.
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Old 09-14-2010, 09:48 PM   #22
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Old 09-14-2010, 09:51 PM   #23
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Scissors, sharp tip, blades capable of cutting chicken bone.

Hm...it might work. Awful short range though.
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Old 09-14-2010, 09:53 PM   #24
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Ikea floorlamp. Not bad.
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Old 09-14-2010, 09:57 PM   #25
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A Force FX Lightsaber... thankfully zombies aren't real, so I don't have to wish my lightsaber is real (well, urgently wish it was real).
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:02 PM   #26
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Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier. Might be too friendly for his own good in this hypothetical situation.
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:04 PM   #27
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My wife...

I always kinda figured she'd be a liability during the zombie apocalypse, not my weapon of choice.
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:05 PM   #28
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A stacking stool. Might work at holding them back while the rest of you run.
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:06 PM   #29
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My Rottweiler. Phew.
What would happen if your dog bit a zombie?
Would your dog become a zombie also?

As for mine, a bowl, two plastic bottles, Flames tickets in an envelope, Napkins.
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:13 PM   #30
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earbuds, well the cord could work very well, if used correctly, then again it would probably snap pretty quickly
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:14 PM   #31
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Earbuds. Columbian neckties for everyone!

Edit: ^^ spooky
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:46 PM   #32
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:50 PM   #33
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:50 PM   #34
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the door to my bedroom. little unwieldy, but it could be useful if i break it off its hinges.
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:08 PM   #35
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:21 PM   #36
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A bottle of lube....I'm screwed
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:22 PM   #37
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A used condom........it's not mine
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:29 PM   #38
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Well, my home reno's are certainly coming in handy here.

I have the option of:

A) Powerfist framing nailer with Coleman 8 gallon compressor.
B) Craftsman 10" mitre saw.
C) Craftsman 7 1/4" circular saw.
D) Mastercraft maximum hammer drill.
E) 6 foot wrecking bar.
F) and my trusty claw hammer.

Pretty much all would work well as long as the electricity wasn't out. Other words I would be stuck with the wrecking bar and hammer.
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:32 PM   #39
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A Wall. To keep out the zombies.
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:33 PM   #40
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