CP Hostility Levels

[Resolute 14]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherGuy

So it is not the pedobear picture that I am talking about. It is the other inappropriate joking about real people.

Except that we weren't talking about any real people. You were so busy being offended that you missed the part where that entire story was based on an author writing a book to push a moral panic. Stories like that are one step above a hoax at best.

Ever since that thread, you have taken it upon yourself to play the role of CP's conscience. And that is where you have screwed yourself. The first thing you need to learn about the internet is that it has relaxed morals compared to the real world. The entire point, really, is to get away from real world rules and expectations, and as long as you are going to take it upon yourself to shove your morals into our faces, people are going to take it upon themselves to attack those sensibilities. Law of the internet jungle.

And, before I flatter you any further, my initial joke was only partially aimed at you. The BP prostitution joke is an efficient shot at how skanky Edmonton is, and I was playing off the aforementioned moral panic-outrage angle when I chastised Habernac for his deplorable language.

[Ducay]

Originally Posted by HPLovecraft

Oh God, this thread does not have long to live, I can tell already. Pandora's box has been opened.

The thread will survive until someone mentions Hitler and/or someone being a Nazi.

[Resolute 14]

I'm too lazy to double check, but I think this thread was Godwined a while ago.

[Yeah_Baby]

Originally Posted by Resolute 14

Except that we weren't talking about any real people. You were so busy being offended that you missed the part where that entire story was based on an author writing a book to push a moral panic. Stories like that are one step above a hoax at best.

Ever since that thread, you have taken it upon yourself to play the role of CP's conscience. And that is where you have screwed yourself. The first thing you need to learn about the internet is that it has relaxed morals compared to the real world. The entire point, really, is to get away from real world rules and expectations, and as long as you are going to take it upon yourself to shove your morals into our faces, people are going to take it upon themselves to attack those sensibilities. Law of the internet jungle.

And, before I flatter you any further, my initial joke was only partially aimed at you. The BP prostitution joke is an efficient shot at how skanky Edmonton is, and I was playing off the aforementioned moral panic-outrage angle when I chastised Habernac for his deplorable language.

If Edmonton is so skanky I really need to get out more.

Giggity.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby

If Edmonton is so skanky I really need to get out more.

Giggity.

Animethon.

There's your in.

[4X4]

I'm just itching to give some advice on how to fix a leaky faucet, but it's so hostile in here, I'm afraid I'll get torn to bits.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by 4X4

I'm just itching to give some advice on how to fix a leaky faucet, but it's so hostile in here, I'm afraid I'll get torn to bits.

Maybe you can find a nice girl at BP to scratch your itch! Might have to go to Edmonton to find the right BP though!

[DuffMan]

Can someone do a Cliffs Notes on the BP thread. I can't remember it.
I do remember the prostitots thread though. Or are they the same?

[Locke]

Alright, well, the airing of grievances could take all year, whos up for feats of strength? The thread cant be locked until Photon takes down Jiri!!

Wheres the pole?

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by Locke

Alright, well, the airing of grievances could take all year, whos up for feats of strength? The thread cant be locked until Photon takes down Jiri!!

Wheres the pole?

[enthused]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

Maybe you can find a nice girl at BP to scratch your itch! Might have to go to Edmonton to find the right BP though!

The nice girl at BP will probably be the one to give him the itch!

[FanIn80]

How many astronauts can you fit in a volkswagon?

[IliketoPuck]

Does it come with a neo-steel frame? That would affect the #.

[Rhettzky]

Originally Posted by FanIn80

How many astronauts can you fit in a volkswagon?

Depends on the model... 4 or 5? 6 at the most.

[Cowperson]

Originally Posted by Rhettzky

I hate to come off as self-righteous but that's just sick man. She left behind a husband and two young kids and you're sitting there cracking jokes? You should be utterly ashamed of yourself. I hope that you're a completely different person in real life or they most certainly have a special seat in hell reserved just for you.

Just when you think you've heard it all....

Where did Christie McAuliffe take her last vacation?

All over Florida.

Christie McAuliffe jokes were making the rounds about five minutes after the Shuttle exploded.

And that was before the internet.

Cowperson

[FanIn80]

Oh. Good question. I think the original vw bug is the vehicle of interest here.

[Rhettzky]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

Where did Christie McAuliffe take her last vacation?

All over Florida.

Christie McAuliffe jokes were making the rounds about five minutes after the Shuttle exploded.

And that was before the internet.

Cowperson

I'll pray for you.

Originally Posted by FanIn80

Oh. Good question. I think the original vw bug is the vehicle of interest.

5.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

2 in the front, 2 in the back and 20 in the ashtray.

[burn_this_city]

Challenger jokes? I was 3 when the Challenger exploded. You guys are friggin old.

[FanIn80]

Originally Posted by Rhettzky

5.

Close. The correct answer would 11. There is a front side driver seat, a front side passenger seat, two bucket seats in the back... And an ash tray for the other 7.