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Old 08-18-2010, 02:01 PM   #461
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I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
But can you recycle and drink it?
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:07 PM   #462
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But can you recycle and drink it?
I sell it to the yutz's at Planet Organic as organic lemonade chock full of minerals and vitamins.
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Oh geez, I knew this lemonade didn't taste right.
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:24 PM   #464
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Oh geez, I knew this lemonade didn't taste right.
Excellence tastes slightly bitter.
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Oh geez, I knew this lemonade didn't taste right.
Take it like a man, MAN!
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Wow some people in this thread are living on another planet.
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Old 08-18-2010, 03:19 PM   #467
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Wow some people in this thread are living on another planet.
This thread could easily become vintage classic in a few more pages if more people jumped in. After Narbez's (epic) meltdown its kind of been CP vs peter12. The momentum is dieing out. Please say something controversial. I'm tapped out from the e = mc conservapedia bs.
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Old 08-18-2010, 03:21 PM   #468
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This thread could easily become vintage classic in a few more pages if more people jumped in. After Narbez's (epic) meltdown its kind of been CP vs peter12. The momentum is dieing out. Please say something controversial. I'm tapped out from the e = mc conservapedia bs.
CP vs. peter12? Bring it on, you scrubby pansies!
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Old 08-18-2010, 03:24 PM   #469
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CP vs. peter12? Bring it on, you scrubby pansies!
You're calling others pansies? LOL.
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Old 08-18-2010, 03:30 PM   #470
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Its more like CP gang banging pedro and pedro is telling us what kind of lotion he uses
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You just want someone to talk to,
they just wanna get their hands on you
You get whatever you choose
Oh no, you can't do that
Once you've started wearing those shoes
Oh no, you can't do that
Once you've started wearing those shoes
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Old 08-18-2010, 04:12 PM   #472
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Is it liquid ivory from the tusks of an elephant?
haha I know all you guys are joking but just to clarify, the best lotion I have found is Vaseline Cocoa Butter. It does the trick and smells awesome!

I put it on every morning while my chauffeur drives me to my place of business and my slave rubs my feet.
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Old 08-18-2010, 04:16 PM   #473
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NM: too crude.
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Old 08-18-2010, 04:17 PM   #474
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What self-respecting man doesn't go workout before going to work in the morning?
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Its more like CP gang banging pedro and pedro is telling us what kind of lotion he uses
Take it easy, ya big baby.
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Old 08-18-2010, 04:24 PM   #476
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What self-respecting man doesn't go workout before going to work in the morning?

A lot of them?
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What self-respecting man doesn't go workout before going to work in the morning?
A self-respecting fat man?
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What self-respecting man doesn't go workout before going to work in the morning?
By working out do you mean cutting down a few 300-year oaks in the back-field first? Because I do that. Almost makes me sweat.
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Some people in here could learn from this article. Not that I care or anything, but it does provide some interesting insight into some of the reactions on both sides.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Conten...3/825grtdi.asp
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