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				I wake up in the morning and piss excellence. 
			
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But can you recycle and drink it?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-18-2010, 03:07 PM
			
			
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				But can you recycle and drink it? 
			
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I sell it to the yutz's at Planet Organic as organic lemonade chock full of minerals and vitamins.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-18-2010, 03:22 PM
			
			
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			Oh geez, I knew this lemonade didn't taste right.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-18-2010, 03:24 PM
			
			
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				Oh geez, I knew this lemonade didn't taste right. 
			
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Excellence tastes slightly bitter.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-18-2010, 03:25 PM
			
			
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				Oh geez, I knew this lemonade didn't taste right. 
			
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Take it like a man, MAN!
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-18-2010, 04:04 PM
			
			
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			Wow some people in this thread are living on another planet.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-18-2010, 04:19 PM
			
			
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				Wow some people in this thread are living on another planet. 
			
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This thread could easily become vintage classic in a few more pages if more people jumped in. After Narbez's (epic) meltdown its kind of been CP vs peter12. The momentum is dieing out. Please say something controversial. I'm tapped out from the e = mc conservapedia bs.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			08-18-2010, 04:21 PM
			
			
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				This thread could easily become vintage classic in a few more pages if more people jumped in. After Narbez's (epic) meltdown its kind of been CP vs peter12. The momentum is dieing out. Please say something controversial. I'm tapped out from the e = mc conservapedia bs. 
			
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CP vs. peter12? Bring it on, you scrubby pansies!
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-18-2010, 04:24 PM
			
			
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				CP vs. peter12? Bring it on, you scrubby pansies! 
			
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You're calling others pansies?  LOL.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka. 
			
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			08-18-2010, 04:30 PM
			
			
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			Its more like CP gang banging pedro and pedro is telling us what kind of lotion he uses
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			08-18-2010, 04:55 PM
			
			
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			You just want someone to talk to, 
they just wanna get their hands on you 
You get whatever you choose 
Oh no, you can't do that 
Once you've started wearing those shoes 
Oh no, you can't do that 
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			08-18-2010, 05:12 PM
			
			
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				Is it liquid ivory from the tusks of an elephant? 
			
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haha I know all you guys are joking but just to clarify, the best lotion I have found is Vaseline Cocoa Butter. It does the trick and smells awesome! 
 
I put it on every morning while my chauffeur drives me to my place of business and my slave rubs my feet.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			08-18-2010, 05:16 PM
			
			
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			08-18-2010, 05:17 PM
			
			
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			What self-respecting man doesn't go workout before going to work in the morning?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-18-2010, 05:22 PM
			
			
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				Its more like CP gang banging pedro and pedro is telling us what kind of lotion he uses 
			
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Take it easy, ya big baby.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-18-2010, 05:24 PM
			
			
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A lot of them?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-18-2010, 05:25 PM
			
			
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A self-respecting fat man?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-18-2010, 05:27 PM
			
			
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				What self-respecting man doesn't go workout before going to work in the morning? 
			
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By working out do you mean cutting down a few 300-year oaks in the back-field first? Because I do that. Almost makes me sweat.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			08-18-2010, 05:27 PM
			
			
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