Girl sleeps with 1,000th man..

[IliketoPuck]

4 way traffic stop --> pinner has no clue how they work

4 way sexy time --> pinner also has no clue how they work.

How was my interpretation...?

[malcolmk14]

Originally Posted by puckluck

I think it does permanantly stretch out and I have my girlfriend as proof.

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and say something like this...




and totally redeem yourself!

[icarus]

So this girl lives in Clapham? I pass through there twice daily. I'll keep on the lookout.

On second thought... no.

[-TC-]

Originally Posted by Locke

Probably all in one go.

on her way through the parking lot

[Pinner]

Originally Posted by Jimmy Stang

Nobody ruins a good 4-way like Pinner coming out of turn.

That 4 way stop thread sure struck a nerve. LoL

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by puckluck

Some big black guy. My point still stands.

She's just trying to make you feel like your small wang is average.

[WilsonFourTwo]

Originally Posted by GGG

I agree on the character end but all of the Giant Vag comments seem a little off base

Agreed.....jumping to conclusions. For all we know, she prefers it in butt......

[North East Goon]

Ask any serial killer, keeping count is psychotic!

[IliketoPuck]

Originally Posted by WilsonFourTwo

Agreed.....jumping to conclusions. For all we know, she prefers it in butt......

I think we figured out how she hasn't gotten pregnant yet...

[GreenLantern]

Would you guys please stop talking about my future wife like this.

[IliketoPuck]

Originally Posted by fotze

You mean 'current sister'.

I don't even care about the riders thing, but that was too easy.....like your sister......who is going to be your wife.

And your sister, who is going to be your wife, who boned half of the eligible male population in Europe.

But I'm sure she will find watermelon helmets and chants of "GOOOOOOOO RIIIIIDERS" a huge turn-on

[MelBridgeman]

Originally Posted by WilsonFourTwo

Agreed.....jumping to conclusions. For all we know, she prefers it in butt......

Does that count?

[The Yen Man]

Are you sure she's his sister? She can count past 13.

[DuffMan]

Originally Posted by fotze

From my civil engineering materials courses, there is an elastic range for most materials. If the stress is within that range it returns back to its original state with no permanent deformation, but once it reaches its yield strength it will be forever deformed.



So the moral of the story is all you ho-bags who want a kielbassa, you are destroying your vag for later use. Gotta keep it within acceptable range.

How can I calculate the yield strength of my kielbassa? I'm now worried about permanent deformation after reading this.

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by MelBridgeman

Does that count?

That depends on what the definition of is is.

[IliketoPuck]

is (ĭz)
verb
Third person singular present indicative of be.

IS she counting back porch as a notch, if so the she would most definitely BE a girl you might not want to take home to mom.

[Stranger]

Originally Posted by icarus

So this girl lives in Clapham? I pass through there twice daily. I'll keep on the lookout.

On second thought... no.

Maybe your one of the lucky 1000!

[IliketoPuck]

Icarus, were you the one she ranked as 8/10, because "he made me wear his Flames jersey," even though she doesn't know what hockey is?

[Jetsfan]

Well said...I absolutely agree with you!

Women in there 20's, being young and fertile, have their pick of males, usually the "bad boys" or "alpha males."

However, I would not consider them "sluts" they are just taking advantage of what nature gave them.

When they hit their 30's a change occurs, suddenly there is a new crop of 20 year olds for the "bad boys" to bang and the 30 year olds can't compete.

With their body clocks ticking the boring "nice guys" whom they ignored previously, start to look good.

The "nice guys" who got little if any sex before will grab onto almost any female that gives them even the tiniest amout of sex and/or attention.

Men have adapted to this through the societal trend called the "Marriage Strike."

Seems these boring, nice guys are waking up and not getting married at all.

If you didn't want the "nice guys" in your 20's, he doesn't want you in your 30's or 40's so to speak.

Interesting times we live in.

Originally Posted by rubecube

There is so much wrong with this that I'm not even sure where to begin.

I am a very humble guy and I do not mind admitting that I'm wrong.

If you feel that passionately that I am wrong, then please enlighten me.

I want to improve myself.

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by Jetsfan

Well said...I absolutely agree with you!

Women in there 20's, being young and fertile, have their pick of males, usually the "bad boys" or "alpha males."

However, I would not consider them "sluts" they are just taking advantage of what nature gave them.

When they hit their 30's a change occurs, suddenly there is a new crop of 20 year olds for the "bad boys" to bang and the 30 year olds can't compete.

With their body clocks ticking the boring "nice guys" whom they ignored previously, start to look good.

The "nice guys" who got little if any sex before will grab onto almost any female that gives them even the tiniest amout of sex and/or attention.

Men have adapted to this through the societal trend called the "Marriage Strike."

Seems these boring, nice guys are waking up and not getting married at all.

If you didn't want the "nice guys" in your 20's, he doesn't want you in your 30's or 40's so to speak.

Interesting times we live in.





I am a very humble guy and I do not mind admitting that I'm wrong.

If you feel that passionately that I am wrong, then please enlighten me.

I want to improve myself.

Ah, the perfect Jetsfan post!