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Old 07-20-2010, 09:05 AM   #1
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To the horror of humanity, I am to have a male heir at my advanced age. I need some name ideas. I am personally partial to first name Josef, middle name Stalin, but I have a feeling Mrs. Impaler will veto that one... Thoughts?
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:06 AM   #2
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Congratulations first off, to both you and the Mrs.

How about keeping with the soviet theme and naming him Vasily Zaitsev?
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:07 AM   #3
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a boy named Sue?
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:12 AM   #7
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a boy named Sue?
I ran out of thanks nm
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Congrats Vlad, another chip to put on the poker table!!

Boris???
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Carl.
There is already a cat by that name. Though it would keep things simple.
To make this interesting, if someone comes up with a name I actually use, tickets to a Flames game for the winner...
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Vlad Tempest
Did you actually mean Tempest or Tepes?
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If he's destined to be a large boy Antonov would be cool.
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:22 AM   #15
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Keeping with the Dracula theme, how about Bram? Or maybe one of the two famous actors in that film-Gary (Oldman) or Keanu?
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:23 AM   #17
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Alex or Sascha. They sound pretty cool.
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Mihnea cel Rău. (Mihnea the Wrongdoer/Mean/Evil) the son of Vlad III Dracula (Vlad Ţepeş)
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