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Old 07-07-2010, 01:03 PM   #41
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^ If the Cali prison system is to full, I'll keep her chained and locked up in my basement for 90-days.

The beatings will continue until her morale improves.
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:38 PM   #42
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If only she still looked the same when she was 16-17. *sigh*.
well actually 21 is pretty good still. after that she doesnt look grown up anymore, just haggard.
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:06 PM   #43
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well actually 21 is pretty good still. after that she doesnt look grown up anymore, just haggard.
She looks grown old.
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:15 PM   #44
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Due to overcrowding in the california prison system and Arnold's amazing deficit and inability to even get a budget through, it's likely she'll only serve a small portion of her sentence.
well, I think it will be a bit different than before. She has flaunted previous privileges and is going to have an example made of her.
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:22 PM   #45
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well, I think it will be a bit different than before. She has flaunted previous privileges and is going to have an example made of her.
Paris was let out early but due to public outcry served her full sentence. I hope the same will happen to LiLo.


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LiLo's message to the judge:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_637469.html

Lindsay Lohan had a special message for the court on Tuesday, and she painted it on her fingernail. The eagle eyes at WWTDD noticed that on Lohan's middle finger, often held to her lips, was the message " U."

Give her another 90 days for contempt of court.
As much as l hate her, that is fuggin' awesome/hilarious. But what the hell is a photographer using a 'telescopic lense' to photograph her anyways? Talk about a creepy photographer.
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:34 PM   #47
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As much as l hate her, that is fuggin' awesome/hilarious. But what the hell is a photographer using a 'telescopic lense' to photograph her anyways? Talk about a creepy photographer.
We need the detail and high resolution for today's HD world where every sunscorched freckle, drug-laced wrinkle, and 40% alcohol tear streaming down her face is worth it's weight in gold.
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Paris was let out early but due to public outcry served her full sentence. I hope the same will happen to LiLo.
Except Hilton's sentence explicitly said that she could not be released to electronic monitoring, when that happened the sentencing judge stepped in. There's nothing here like that at all, if she serves more than 30 days I'd be absolutely floored. More than 20 would be surprising.
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Old 07-07-2010, 02:49 PM   #49
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She used to be so hot! Boo train wreck!

Is that another leg in the background?
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More interesting news about Lohan in court...


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So she's a lesbian?
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So she's a lesbian?
This post is funny on so many levels.
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Due to overcrowding in the california prison system and Arnold's amazing deficit and inability to even get a budget through, it's likely she'll only serve a small portion of her sentence.
It's not really fair to blame the California deficit on Arnold, the seeds were laid by the voters and Reagan Revolution conservatives in 1978 with the passage of proposition 13.

http://www.time.com/time/nation/arti...904938,00.html


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Old 07-07-2010, 04:10 PM   #54
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:32 PM   #55
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you guys need a poll.

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A) Hell yes
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D) Been there done that.
I nominate GirlySports Queen of CP.

Seriously, we need this poll and for a girl to suggest it first makes her the queen of CP.
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I nominate GirlySports Queen of CP.

Seriously, we need this poll and for a girl to suggest it first makes her the queen of CP.
Seconded! Absolutely!
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Why is this news?
The same reason Eric Francis still has a job. People love clowns.
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Old 07-07-2010, 10:57 PM   #59
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A girl that understands that some baby oil and a nice rack will make underwhelming music passible



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http://www.indavideo.hu/video/Harry_..._Lindsay_Lohan
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I volunteer to produce the movie. XXX-rated of course. She can star as herself - I hear she needs cash...
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