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Old 06-21-2010, 02:58 PM   #21
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Do you really expect us to have sex with the Gelgamek vagina?

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Old 06-21-2010, 03:01 PM   #22
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Because then it turns into a Chinese finger trap, and nobody wants that.
If you're going to stick something up there to check for the device, using your finger is almost as bad as not checking at all.
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Old 06-21-2010, 03:01 PM   #23
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Oh you , I was just googling that.
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Crude stuff.... crude stuff ... always finger first .... crude stuff... crude stuf...
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Quite possibly the most important lesson anyone has ever taught me before going down on a girl...

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Old 06-21-2010, 07:29 PM   #26
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The edited for television version on a&e...

"how'm i gonna get a scar like that eating pineapple?"
More from A&E.

This town is one big CHICKEN, waiting to get PLUCKED.
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Old 06-21-2010, 08:40 PM   #27
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As a female, I think it's a neat idea. However, I can't help but sort of agree with Dan002's comment as well. Unless the device somehow like...makes the rapist pass out, he's probably just going to rage and kill the poor girl instead.

And I can't really imagine walking around with that.. ahem.. along with me all of the time.
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Old 06-21-2010, 10:36 PM   #28
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As a female, I think it's a neat idea. However, I can't help but sort of agree with Dan002's comment as well. Unless the device somehow like...makes the rapist pass out, he's probably just going to rage and kill the poor girl instead.

And I can't really imagine walking around with that.. ahem.. along with me all of the time.
What would a man think if this is what he heard first?

"Just a second. I just have to go to the washroom."

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Old 06-21-2010, 11:00 PM   #29
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As a female, I think it's a neat idea. However, I can't help but sort of agree with Dan002's comment as well. Unless the device somehow like...makes the rapist pass out, he's probably just going to rage and kill the poor girl instead.

And I can't really imagine walking around with that.. ahem.. along with me all of the time.
Doubt it. I got a stick to the junk once and the last thing I thought of was pounding the guys face in. After about 25 mins or so then I wanted to beat him up but if I had something attached to my wahoo I would probably run and not touch the women.
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Old 06-22-2010, 01:15 AM   #31
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As already mentioned, what happens when they drunk skank at the bar forgets to take it out? Also, I know this is crazy and all, but some women happen to crazy and vindictive. How long until we have girls getting back at their exes with this? I imagine the legal recourse from that would be a little tricky with the guy claiming assault and the woman claiming rape.
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