06-16-2010, 04:02 PM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Japanese Pornstar w/ Ph.D offers to make up for WWII Attrocities
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News
Anri Suzuki has a doctorate in Sino-Japanese history and feels so bad about what her countrymen did in 1937 that she is offering to make up for it in the only way she knows how.
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06-16-2010, 04:10 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Ok fess up, who here is wishing that Japan committed atrocities to Canada during WWII now?
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06-16-2010, 04:12 PM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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In all seriousness the Japanese destroyed my great-grandfather's hotel business. I should put in a claim for reparations.
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06-16-2010, 04:16 PM
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Norm!
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The question is, would you want to?
That'd be like dipping your junk in a bowl of warmed over hamburger
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06-16-2010, 04:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
The question is, would you want to?
That'd be like dipping your junk in a bowl of warmed over hamburger
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MOD EDIT: A little too much
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06-16-2010, 04:21 PM
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#7
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Franchise Player
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Sounds to me like she is secretly plotting biological warfare against China.
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06-16-2010, 04:24 PM
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First Line Centre
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Hmm, I've always wanted to study abroad.
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06-16-2010, 04:29 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chalms04
Hmm, I've always wanted to study abroad.
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I've studdied abroad.....or two!
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06-16-2010, 04:38 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chalms04
Hmm, I've always wanted to study abroad.
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I see what you did there :P, a most excellent pun.
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06-16-2010, 05:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
MOD EDIT: A little too much
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Oops. Sorry guys.
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06-16-2010, 05:26 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Red Deer, AB
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I once set fire to an all girls school...
I'm starting to think I should make it up to them
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06-16-2010, 05:39 PM
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Scoring Winger
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So in exchange for the rape of Nanking she will be raped by Nanking?
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06-16-2010, 07:01 PM
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God of Hating Twitter
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I know my name is Thor, and currently living in Iceland. But I'm quite certain I am chinese and eager for my people's reparations.
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06-16-2010, 07:02 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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So how do I submit a claim now?
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06-16-2010, 07:35 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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She may have a Ph.D, but considering it's a Ph.D in history I can't say I'm shocked to learn what she ended up having to do to pay the bills.
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06-16-2010, 07:41 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Make up sex is always the best.
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06-16-2010, 08:52 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazam
Make up sex is always the best.
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She can enjoy some angry sex from the chinese dudes also.
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06-16-2010, 08:54 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ren
She may have a Ph.D, but considering it's a Ph.D in history I can't say I'm shocked to learn what she ended up having to do to pay the bills.
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I only have a M.A. in history - if only I'd persevered in my studies...
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06-16-2010, 09:02 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I'm pretty sure I can get into some schools in Japan, I'll have to repay my countries debt...
Ummm, now I wonder if there's any chance that Sienna Miller will want to do the same for the whole opium thing...
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