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Old 06-16-2010, 12:45 PM   #1
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BERLIN - A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hells Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
Nothing like throwing a puppy to really strike fear into the hearts of a Hells Angels gang!
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Old 06-16-2010, 12:56 PM   #2
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Hell's Angels can't catch up to a bulldozer?
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Old 06-16-2010, 01:05 PM   #3
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Nothing like throwing a puppy to really strike fear into the hearts of a Hells Angels gang!
In a perfect world, the German student would be tossed in prison for thinking it's a good idea to throw a puppy anywhere and secondly, while in the klink, he's raped by the same gang of Hells Angels who were also tossed in there.

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Haha, kind of a hilarious story. It's funny just picturing a a guy throwing a puppy at tough group of guys, then laughing as he "speeds" away on a bulldozer, screaming "see ya later suckers!".
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Don't bulldozer's hit a top speed of 4 km/h? I'm wondering how he achieved this getaway
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Hell's Angels can't catch up to a bulldozer?
I think something got lost in translation, he really escaped on a bull-dyke, still kinda weird tho...
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I think something got lost in translation, he really escaped on a bull-dyke, still kinda weird tho...
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I totally picture the student looking something like this:

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In a perfect world, the German student would be tossed in prison for thinking it's a good idea to throw a puppy anywhere and secondly, while in the klink, he's raped by the same gang of Hells Angels who were also tossed in there.

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Woah.
Gang rape as punishment for animal abuse? What would you have done with Michael Vick?




No. I don't hate puppies.
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:27 PM   #10
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Woah.
Gang rape as punishment for animal abuse? What would you have done with Michael Vick?




No. I don't hate puppies.
The word hyperbole comes to mind...
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Woah.
Gang rape as punishment for animal abuse? What would you have done with Michael Vick?




No. I don't hate puppies.
Had him hogtied, coated in honey, and stuck on an anthill sounds about right.
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:35 PM   #12
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Aww... this guy is so cute!!!



Maybe there's a translation error and the story should read that the student "tossed" the puppy to the bikers, thus hoping to distract them with the lovable little fella, while he made his get away on his trusty bulldozer, while waving good bye???
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Can't say I totally disagree with a punishment of gang-rape for animal abuse.
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I didn't read the story but since when is Berlin part of Bavaria?
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Woah.
Gang rape as punishment for animal abuse? What would you have done with Michael Vick?

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Worse.

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