06-10-2010, 11:36 AM
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I find it weird that all of the female teachers that get busted for this are at least doable and in many cases attractive.
I know I would have done something like that if I was given the chance as a 16 year old student. Epic story for your buddies but only if she was the hot teacher.
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06-10-2010, 11:40 AM
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#22
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Back of a truck in the KMart parking lot. Hot.
That right there is a country music song.
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06-10-2010, 11:41 AM
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There is about a 0% chance that I wouldn't plow a teacher given the chance when I was 16.
Good job, kid.
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06-10-2010, 11:52 AM
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Jeez this kid stroked two things off of the two do list at a young age. Actually three.
1) Score with outrageously sexy Milf or teacher Check
2) Public sex check
3) Get chick to send pornagraphic picture of herself so I can post it on facebook when she wrecks my life check
So he's missing
Threesome
Sex while shot up with heroin and horse tranqs
Celeb sex
coveting thy neighbours wife
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06-10-2010, 11:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Threesome
Sex while shot up with heroin and horse tranqs
Celeb sex
coveting thy neighbours wife
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No thanks 
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06-10-2010, 11:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Jeez this kid stroked two things off of the two do list at a young age. Actually three.
1) Score with outrageously sexy Milf or teacher Check
2) Public sex check
3) Get chick to send pornagraphic picture of herself so I can post it on facebook when she wrecks my life check
So he's missing
Threesome
Sex while shot up with heroin and horse tranqs
Celeb sex
coveting thy neighbours wife
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Too bad it wasn't an orgy with the teacher's aid.
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06-10-2010, 12:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny01
I find it weird that all of the female teachers that get busted for this are at least doable and in many cases attractive.
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Nobody brags about doin the fugly teachers
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06-10-2010, 12:10 PM
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I bet he got an 'A' for that A...
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06-10-2010, 12:15 PM
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Woops, nevermind....
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Taylor's husband, Kevin, is also a physical education teacher and works at East Valley Intermediate School.
The community has, in the past, rallied around the Taylors, both East Valley High School graduates. A baked potato feed helped raise $7,000 to help the couple financially following the birth of their triplets in February 2004.
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3 kids is one thing, 3 at the same time is hotdog down a hallway territory.
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06-10-2010, 12:20 PM
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Norm!
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Trike in a garage.
Tossing a coat hanger through a window.
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06-10-2010, 12:23 PM
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My face is a bum!
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Waiving a twig around in a cathedral.
(I still would)
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06-10-2010, 12:24 PM
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#32
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It's like putting something that is tiny and penis shaped, into something that is huge and vagina shaped!
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06-10-2010, 12:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
It's like putting something that is tiny and penis shaped, into something that is huge and vagina shaped!
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Was there anything specifying the door through which the enterprising youngster entered?
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06-10-2010, 12:32 PM
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#34
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Thinking like a lawyer
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06-10-2010, 12:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler
Was there anything specifying the door through which the enterprising youngster entered?
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06-10-2010, 01:03 PM
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Where the heck were these teachers when i was in junior high...
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06-10-2010, 01:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Papi34
Where the heck were these teachers when i was in junior high...
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Possibly doing your classmate(s) in the back of a truck in a Kmart parking lot?
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06-10-2010, 01:19 PM
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#38
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man, imagine how negatively the teacher would be portrayed if the genders involved were switched (ie. male teacher banging a 15 year old student in the back of his truck at a kmart)....
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06-10-2010, 01:21 PM
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The closest thing to this ever happening at my school was the home ec. teacher got caught in the closet with the married vice. principle! She wasn't that hot though.
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06-10-2010, 01:27 PM
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Norm!
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My junior high school gym teacher is still serving time for sexually assaulting a high school girl.
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