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			I've got wood, but not the type you're looking for.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-28-2010, 11:01 AM
			
			
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			I might be able to set you up, but it is out near Bragg Creek. How much are you looking to pay as I don't know what a truck load would actually cost.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-28-2010, 11:14 AM
			
			
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			This guy can probably help you out, Sounds like you'll need a cahinsaw though. 
 
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			05-28-2010, 11:22 AM
			
			
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			I'll give you some wood.. 
 
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get it?!!?? Do you get it?!?! I meant I will have sex with you because I am giving you my erection, wood is another word guys use for erection, haha, didn't you know that man?!? Like seriously.. didn't you see this coming?! 
 
 
BUwahahahhahahahahhahahahahah 
 
frick that is funny, you totally set yurself up man, you totally set yourself up.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			05-28-2010, 11:25 AM
			
			
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				I might be able to set you up, but it is out near Bragg Creek. How much are you looking to pay as I don't know what a truck load would actually cost. 
			
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There is someone out in Bragg Creek selling full truck loads for $50 - which is a good deal.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-28-2010, 02:31 PM
			
			
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			i saw this coming, but yet i still found very funny..... 
 
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				I'll give you some wood.. 
  
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get it?!!?? Do you get it?!?! I meant I will have sex with you because I am giving you my erection, wood is another word guys use for erection, haha, didn't you know that man?!? Like seriously.. didn't you see this coming?! 
  
  
BUwahahahhahahahahhahahahahah 
  
frick that is funny, you totally set yurself up man, you totally set yourself up. 
			
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			05-28-2010, 02:33 PM
			
			
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			I used these guys before. 
 
http://www.calgaryfirewood.com/
 
Delivery right to your back alley.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-28-2010, 02:36 PM
			
			
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				I'll give you some wood.. 
  
HAHHAHAHAHHA 
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WUHAHAHAHHAHAH 
  
get it?!!?? Do you get it?!?! I meant I will have sex with you because I am giving you my erection, wood is another word guys use for erection, haha, didn't you know that man?!? Like seriously.. didn't you see this coming?! 
  
  
BUwahahahhahahahahhahahahahah 
  
frick that is funny, you totally set yurself up man, you totally set yourself up. 
			
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Nice post. Degree of difficulty not high but execution perfect.  9.5/10
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-28-2010, 02:40 PM
			
			
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				This guy can probably help you out, Sounds like you'll need a cahinsaw though. 
 
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			05-28-2010, 02:43 PM
			
			
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Accidental or intentional sexual innuendo?
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-28-2010, 04:04 PM
			
			
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			08-23-2011, 11:37 AM
			
			
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			Anyone know the best place to buy a small amount of good dry firewood?  I only would need a couple of bags.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-23-2011, 11:45 AM
			
			
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			I know canadian tire sells wood.  idk if they would be the cheapest.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-23-2011, 11:50 AM
			
			
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			Sent you a PM with a phone number of a coworker's husband who sells firewood in various quantities, I think it is about $100 for a pickup truck full, but no idea for smaller amounts.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			08-23-2011, 11:53 AM
			
			
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			08-23-2011, 11:54 AM
			
			
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			I grabbed a bunch of free scrap SPF 2x4's from a warehouse that receives a lot of large equipment on skids with 2x4's to hold the items on. There's a few nails in it and I had to chop down all the lengths, but it was free and burns really well.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-23-2011, 11:58 AM
			
			
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			I know Burnco also sells firewood.  I don't have their price list handy so I don't know how cheap/expensive they are.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			08-23-2011, 01:46 PM
			
			
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			A $5 permit, a chainsaw and a truck/trailer will get you all the wood you need.  
  
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