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Old 05-18-2010, 05:29 PM   #21
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You would also need a hot milf mom and set of boobies too.
Nah, have you seen all those "Get rich quick" schemes? Tons of those guys, except mine will be better.

That and I'll bring some hot models.
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Old 05-18-2010, 05:49 PM   #22
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What the F is with that arm? I'm pretty sure Palin is from V.
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What the F is with that arm? I'm pretty sure Palin is from V.

Check out Madonna's arms!!.. They've been compared to Clint Eastwood's Penis!
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There are millions of people down there that take family values and morality advice from philanderers (O'Reilly), drug-addicted criminals (Limbaugh) and drunks (Beck).

It only makes sense that they'd send their daughters to lectured on abstinence by a teenage mother
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She is cute in that girl next door kind of way...






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She is preaching abstinence, yet she has a child at 19 and the father looks like he is 35 years old. Now I'd definitely pay to share her wisdom.
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There are millions of people down there that take family values and morality advice from philanderers (O'Reilly), drug-addicted criminals (Limbaugh) and drunks (Beck).

It only makes sense that they'd send their daughters to lectured on abstinence by a teenage mother
They should listen to RougeUnderwear who just doesn't give a damn about anything.... As long as it doesn't effect his life. Unless of course it something he disagrees with.
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She is preaching abstinence, yet she has a child at 19 and the father looks like he is 35 years old. Now I'd definitely pay to share her wisdom.

So let me see....she is unqualified to tell teenagers about abstinence because she has lived the consequences of being a sexually active teen?

I don't follow that logic at all.

Plus, I guess because her last name is Palin she has to be stupid? Bertuzzied, can you explain how you know Bristol Palin is unintelligent? hehe
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Good for her, just like I've said about Paris Hilton, if your smart enough to make a brand out of yourself that people want to pay to see then I say, fill your boots. I don't begrudge anyone that can make money off of themselves.
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I would like to ask her, face to face, if she thinks oral sex is a good form of birth control.
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So let me see....she is unqualified to tell teenagers about abstinence because she has lived the consequences of being a sexually active teen?

I don't follow that logic at all.

Plus, I guess because her last name is Palin she has to be stupid? Bertuzzied, can you explain how you know Bristol Palin is unintelligent? hehe
Well considering who her mom is, doesn't know how to use birth control and no post secondary education plans it's pretty easy to guess.

UNLESS she reads ALL the newspapers and ALL the news websites, and not only sees Russia from her house, but Canada also.

Man she looks like she is 35 now. I guess having a kid adds 20 years to your looks.
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