05-06-2010, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Stranger
When I first got into the construction industry, I was going through some empty 5 gallon pails on a site to see which were garbage or which still had paint in them. I cracked open one and found someone had used it as a toilet and then sealed it back up. That smell still haunts my dreams.
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One of the first tips I was told as a young framer was: NEVER, EVER, under any circumstances do you open a 5 gallon pail on a site. I guess the drywall guys regularly use 'em as a can. Maybe the drugs make them incontinent?
I was told by a supe who used to work for Morrisson that the running gag was to go into other supe's houses and leave a log un-flushed for him to find. Pretty hill-arious!, even if they didn't shi on the floor.
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05-06-2010, 05:35 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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My brother in law ripped up his carpets to put down hardwood and found dog shat underneath the carpet padding. Having worked construction before he inspected the outside of the house and found huge logs in the eavestroughs.
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05-06-2010, 05:37 PM
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#43
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Originally Posted by Reaper
My brother in law ripped up his carpets to put down hardwood and found dog shat underneath the carpet padding. Having worked construction before he inspected the outside of the house and found huge logs in the eavestroughs.
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WOW. That's a new one to me. I have seen Roofers hugging the chase and puking off the roof early in the morning before, but actually defecating up there takes a special kind of awesome. Thank You.
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05-06-2010, 05:39 PM
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#44
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I remember once in high school we were at a party at someone's house where the parents were obviously away for the weekend. I passed out on the floor of one of the bedrooms and awoke at 7am-ish to see my buddy stumbling around in the hall, open the door directly opposite from the bathroom, and proceed to take a huge leak in the linen closet. I giggled for a bit, then promptly fell back asleep.
He claims to have no memory of the deed. I did not get to hook up with the owner of said house's daughter, nor her friend. I'm still a bit bitter, but I still giggle sometimes too.
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05-06-2010, 05:43 PM
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#45
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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back in high school a buddy of mine was working at Wendy's one night, when a co-worker went behind the counter to announce that someone took a dump in the urinal.
To this day I'm kind of grossed out by the idea, yet impressed that someone had the balls to take a dump in a public urinal in the middle of the evening when anyone could have easily walked in and caught him.
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05-06-2010, 05:45 PM
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#46
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Self-Retirement
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Originally Posted by algernon
One of the first tips I was told as a young framer was: NEVER, EVER, under any circumstances do you open a 5 gallon pail on a site. I guess the drywall guys regularly use 'em as a can. Maybe the drugs make them incontinent?
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Not always the drywall guys fault. I've seen some pretty sick stuff from other trades too...
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05-06-2010, 05:48 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Are you going to eat that?
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Makes me think of the latest episode of FG where Brian and Stewie are locked in the safe together...
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05-06-2010, 05:52 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Huntingwhale
Obviously it couldn't have been a woman, because women don't poop.
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Except the ugly ones.
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05-06-2010, 06:07 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Originally Posted by normtwofinger
Not always the drywall guys fault. I've seen some pretty sick stuff from other trades too...
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I'm gonna make a wild assumption here but you're a drywall guy? In my experience the painters and drywall guys do the nastiest stuff. Like others have mentioned they usually do it empty cans but this is the first time I've seen this.
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05-06-2010, 09:14 PM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Huntingwhale
Obviously it couldn't have been a woman, because there's not typically a closet in the kitchen.
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fyp
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05-06-2010, 10:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Originally Posted by chalms04
fyp
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Except there is always a closet in the kitchen atleast in new homes but a funny joke anyways.
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05-06-2010, 10:12 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Calgary, AB
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Originally Posted by COGENT
that's horrible man... absolutely disgusting.
My wife works at a place that has around 50 employees. About a month ago the janitor went into the employees (you need a swipe pass to access this bathroom) girls washroom. He found that some had smeared poop all over the walls with their hands. Like I said, this is a locked door for employees only, so they assume it was someone they work with. I think you would have to be pretty messed up to do something like that.
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Something like this happened at Cash Casino years ago. Heard this through my buddy who used to deal there. Pretty messed up.
My cousin found a log in a paint can when he worked with my dad and I this one summer. He was so disgusted it was hilarious. 
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05-06-2010, 10:28 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Originally Posted by puckluck
Except there is always a closet in the kitchen atleast in new homes but a funny joke anyways.
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It's called "a pantry"... sigh
jk
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05-06-2010, 10:30 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Originally Posted by Reaper
It's called "a pantry"... sigh
jk
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Panties..pantry..coincidence? I think not.
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05-06-2010, 10:31 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Originally Posted by puckluck
Panties..pantry..coincidence? I think not.
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Dumb joke Blake.
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05-06-2010, 10:36 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Originally Posted by ResAlien
Dumb joke Blake.
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ok.....
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05-06-2010, 10:36 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: 서울특별시
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For those who find it funny please send me a pm with your address.
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05-07-2010, 12:09 AM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern AB, in "oil country" >:p----@
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years ago when I was picking up a pump from a rig I had to wait a bit for the pump to come out, so I passed the time talking to the consultant. He told me that they were working a man short because the rookie they had just hired walked off the job the day before because of a prank. Seems the push decided to haze the guy, so he took a dump on the ground and covered it with a spare hard hat, then called the new guy over. He told him he had trapped a hurt bird under the hard hat, and that as soon as he lifted the hard hat the new guy had to grab for the bird fast before it got away, so they could take it to the vet to get it looked at. You can figure out what happened from there 
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05-07-2010, 02:53 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Vernon, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout
back in high school a buddy of mine was working at Wendy's one night, when a co-worker went behind the counter to announce that someone took a dump in the urinal.
To this day I'm kind of grossed out by the idea, yet impressed that someone had the balls to take a dump in a public urinal in the middle of the evening when anyone could have easily walked in and caught him.
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Sounds like a case for the Hardly Boys
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