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Old 04-26-2010, 03:05 PM   #1
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Exclamation Quebec cracks whip over English sex toy instructions

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Distribution Percour Inc., owner of Boutique Séduction in Montreal North, has been ordered by a Quebec Court judge to pay $500 for selling an item called Sleeve Super Stretch whose packaging was in English only.

Acting on a citizen’s complaint, an OQLF inspector visited the store in 2004 and photographed the packaging of the sex-toy accessory worn by men.
Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/life/...#ixzz0mF5nXP00

Just in case anyone was wondering what the product is...

Possibly NSFW Image: http://consultants.slumberparties.co...ges/534_lg.jpg

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This is the Super Stretch. This one is by far the most popular one for you man! But see this little pencil-sized hole? He's gonna be offended when you take this one home because THAT'S where he goes! But I promise you he will fit! Use a lot of lube with this one, slide it on him and voila! Ladies, if you tend to have bad gag reflex the Super Stretch is your new best friend! Slide this on him and now you only have this much of the tip to worry about! It simulates the sucking motion with another great benefit-she always swallows! Take this right to the end and pinch it off. He can go right in there. Then hand it to him and let him go clean his OWN mess for once!

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Old 04-26-2010, 03:15 PM   #2
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Probably invented by a woman, don't blame the government for throwing the book at this.
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Old 04-26-2010, 05:02 PM   #3
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so it is 2010 today and the photo was taken in 2004 - glad to see that the government has moved on this issue.......

what a ###### waste of my tax dollars which were transferred to quebec.....
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Old 04-26-2010, 09:21 PM   #4
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Aren't most sex toys fairly self explainatory. Just Insert or turn on the switch.
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Old 04-26-2010, 09:25 PM   #5
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Apparently they aren't and Quebec's antiquated signage/language laws aren't helping.

I remember a few years ago a woman got in trouble for purchasing a Tickle Me Elmo on Ebay and the toy wasn't allowed to be delivered or something because it was illegal. Apparently Elmo needed to be bilingual.
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Old 04-26-2010, 09:51 PM   #6
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Quebec and bigotry are almost synonyms some days.
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