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Old 04-23-2010, 08:17 AM   #1
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I thought swimmers were always trying to reduce the sources of drag effects.
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Old 04-23-2010, 08:29 AM   #2
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And here I thought you were going to reference this story ...

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-col...st-viagra.html

Bogus Viagra nets B.C. Paralympian

The skip of Canada's gold medal-winning Paralympic curling team has been arrested for allegedly trafficking thousands of counterfeit Viagra and Cialis pills.

Jim Armstrong was taken into custody April 15 in Blaine, Wash., after he picked up the bogus tablets from a U.S. postal outlet, according to a U.S. federal court complaint

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Armstrong, a retired dentist from Richmond, B.C., told the arresting officer his son had purchased the drugs so he could distribute them at Vancouver-area clubs, according to the complaint.

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Old 04-23-2010, 08:29 AM   #3
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Wait, they make a penis enlarger?
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Old 04-23-2010, 08:32 AM   #4
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Wait, they make a penis enlarger?
Haven't you seen Austin Powers?
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Wait, they make a penis enlarger?
Don't forget to put your pants on before you run out the door to the sex store.
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the dude is black...
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the dude is black...
I would've never guessed seeing how his name is LaShawn. No picture necessary.
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Old 04-23-2010, 09:50 AM   #8
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How do you know he wasn't french?
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Old 04-23-2010, 09:53 AM   #9
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I thought swimmers were always trying to reduce the sources of drag effects.
Think 'rudder' my friend!
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:04 AM   #10
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If your Penis Mightier really works, I'll buy a dozen!
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:14 AM   #12
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That story is perfect for a CSI Miami photoshop.
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:39 AM   #13
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
you're an olympic athlete, and black, you should be able to land a girlfriend on that alone. surprising that someone who is an olympic athlete has that low of confidence that they would do that sort of thing.





He should've just saved up for a really nice car....
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Old 04-23-2010, 12:27 PM   #14
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He should've just saved up for a really nice car....
Or a really loud motorcycle.
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Old 04-23-2010, 12:56 PM   #15
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Love how the comments section is almost exclusively full of

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Screen capture from the Herald site with Flash ad LOL!

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Old 04-23-2010, 04:00 PM   #17
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Funny, here I thought it was going to be about one of the shorter members of the Chinese team when I opened the thread.

Edit: I got the shorter members part right I guess.
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