Karma pending, I will get the sniffles before the end of the week now!!!
I was in the library yesterday and I almost lost it in there. There was this guy that would always sniff his nose ever 5 minutes or so. Every 20 minutes he'd act like he was spitting up a loogie. It was disgusting.
Ones that bug me more have already been said, but another for me is when you're in a stall and in the one next to you, someone's struggling to take a big, stinky dump. The groaning and then the "ahhh", followed by the ensuing plop makes me want to puke. Not that I'm doing anything different right next door, but I don't gross myself out.
LOL there is a guy in my office who does that. Dude is like 6 foot 6, 280+ lbs, yet whenever he is in the stall all you hear is this moaning and groaning followed by the nastiest smell you can imagine. I don't know about you guys, but when squizing one out and l know there are other people in the washroom, l try to be as silent as possible. This guy grunts and groans the whole time like he's giving birth.
LOL there is a guy in my office who does that. Dude is like 6 foot 6, 280+ lbs, yet whenever he is in the stall all you hear is this moaning and groaning followed by the nastiest smell you can imagine. I don't know about you guys, but when squizing one out and l know there are other people in the washroom, l try to be as silent as possible. This guy grunts and groans the whole time like he's giving birth.
I haven't read through the thread yet but Im sure this has been repeated a dozen or more time- and if it hasn't then i'd be absolutely shocked. The worst sound in the world is easily "hellllloooooooooo!" on the stupid good for nothing smiley face ads on this website.
So loud and annoying and have gotten me in trouble during late night cal puck surfing. Makes me wanna climb a clock tower and start picking people off.
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LOL there is a guy in my office who does that. Dude is like 6 foot 6, 280+ lbs, yet whenever he is in the stall all you hear is this moaning and groaning followed by the nastiest smell you can imagine. I don't know about you guys, but when squizing one out and l know there are other people in the washroom, l try to be as silent as possible. This guy grunts and groans the whole time like he's giving birth.
I hate that too, but sometimes when you can tell the dude is really putting some effort into it, it's hard not to laugh.
Ironically, it's kind of fun to make as much noise as possible when you are slaying the sea dragon and see if you can get a reaction out of the guy in the stall next to you. No matter how much noise I make, the most I have ever gotten was a "everything OK in there man?"
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Anybody asking me stupid questions after I have just told them that I have a headache and I want to just chill for a bit. Especially if they ask that question. "What is wrong? Can I do anything to help?" Yes, you can STFU.
I haven't read through the thread yet but Im sure this has been repeated a dozen or more time- and if it hasn't then i'd be absolutely shocked. The worst sound in the world is easily "hellllloooooooooo!" on the stupid good for nothing smiley face ads on this website.
So loud and annoying and have gotten me in trouble during late night cal puck surfing. Makes me wanna climb a clock tower and start picking people off.
This has nearly got me busted for surfing CP at work so many times!