If I happen to be teaching on BSD, I try to schedule something important for the students just to be a d*ck. They've already done their course evaluations as well!
Maybe I was just an old squarepants, but I hated BSD.
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A final exam at 8 am friday so I'm thinking a vodka filled camel back, Oh and Bracelets are being given out already, I got mine so get yours!
Edit: Unless anyone has had a good experience with a beer filled camel back, then let me know!
I would stick with hard bar. Beer will be too warm and flat by the time you're done your exam. Pour a heater into the Camel-Bak, and toss some ice in there and you'll be money.
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If I happen to be teaching on BSD, I try to schedule something important for the students just to be a d*ck. They've already done their course evaluations as well!
I remember my Calc II prof said attendance was optional the last day, so when I showed up there were not many people there. The prof then proceeded to give us an outline of what types of questions would be on the exam, complete with examples. Come exam all the long answer questions on the exam exactly mirrored the examples he gave, even in the same order, the only difference was he changed the numbers in the equations.
I still barely passed. To this day I always give example questions lots of attention and only rarely has it backfired on me.
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If you're not into drinking, don't even go to campus since there is no point. A lot of the lectures are cancelled, and there are tons of drunken shenanigans.
Other than that, have fun killing your liver and doing enough stupid sh*t to make the Jackass crew proud. Everyone who goes has a blast
If you're drunk, don't go to class. Seriously, couple years ago, some kid went down a set of stairs head first in on of the ST lecture halls. No broken neck as far as I can remember. One of his buddies hauled him out.
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If you're drunk, don't go to class. Seriously, couple years ago, some kid went down a set of stairs head first in on of the ST lecture halls. No broken neck as far as I can remember. One of his buddies hauled him out.
while laughing I hope...until they realized he was actually hurt.
while laughing I hope...until they realized he was actually hurt.
Oh, I assure you, there was laughter. Pretty sure his buddies were also pretty far gone. It was a miracle they managed to get back up the stairs without mishap.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
