03-29-2010, 10:55 AM
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Norm!
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New movie grosses $131.00
Welcome to the Battlefield Earth club where movies go to die
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/interna...#ixzz0jR9hPtNV
She'd better be willing to do nudity now.
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03-29-2010, 11:00 AM
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The NY Post comments section may be the most vile place on the internet.
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03-29-2010, 11:47 AM
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Awww man, she was my crush ever since Dangerous Liasons for a good 15 (?) years, but after seeing the picture with that story, I am sorry, Uma, it's over. I wish I had never seen that - the fantasy is dead...
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03-29-2010, 12:24 PM
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Dances with Wolves
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Sounds more like a marketing fail. Not my kind of movie but after seeing the trailer it surely doesn't look that bad. I understand the reviews were poor, but there are a lot of horribly reviewed movies that make some money.
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03-29-2010, 12:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler
Awww man, she was my crush ever since Dangerous Liasons for a good 15 (?) years, but after seeing the picture with that story, I am sorry, Uma, it's over. I wish I had never seen that - the fantasy is dead...
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Haha that's funny, becuase I've never been big on her but thought she looked good in that pic in a stressed out, MILF kinda way. I prefer redheads to blondes though.
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03-29-2010, 01:03 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Zyzzyx Road is impressed.
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03-29-2010, 01:04 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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If the guys who write stuff like Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans can make money there is absolutely no excuse for anyone else.
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03-29-2010, 01:10 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Originally Posted by Resolute 14
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This is the greatest movie ever. 6 people saw it and 2 got refunds. LOL
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03-29-2010, 01:10 PM
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Norm!
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03-29-2010, 01:24 PM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Resolute 14
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At least your not blaming Savage for the fail.
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03-29-2010, 01:26 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by speede5
At least your not blaming Savage for the fail.
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I guess you really are just a troll.
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03-29-2010, 01:44 PM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Resolute 14
I guess you really are just a troll.
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Oh come on Jesse, have a sense of humour.
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03-29-2010, 02:15 PM
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I'm surprised they didn't lay blame at people downloading the movie.
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03-29-2010, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Buff
I'm surprised they didn't lay blame at people downloading the movie.
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That would presume that theres actually people out there that want to watch it.
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03-29-2010, 03:35 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Cue in Uma's next film for her to be topless, with those boobies it'll gross 13.1 million at premier!
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03-29-2010, 04:38 PM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler
Awww man, she was my crush ever since Dangerous Liasons for a good 15 (?) years, but after seeing the picture with that story, I am sorry, Uma, it's over. I wish I had never seen that - the fantasy is dead...
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I used to like a girl that looked a lot like her, I bought Dangerous Liasons on VHS from value village when I was a teenager and watched that movie...quite a bit. She was great in Gattaca too.
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03-29-2010, 06:18 PM
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Retired
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Originally Posted by Russic
Sounds more like a marketing fail. Not my kind of movie but after seeing the trailer it surely doesn't look that bad. I understand the reviews were poor, but there are a lot of horribly reviewed movies that make some money.
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I love how in the article it states that they had a marketing firm, "Metrodome". I'm just wondering if that company did any work whatsoever? You'd think the title alone (if anyone actually knew it was released) would attract some women.
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03-29-2010, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by CaramonLS
I love how in the article it states that they had a marketing firm, "Metrodome". I'm just wondering if that company did any work whatsoever? You'd think the title alone (if anyone actually knew it was released) would attract some women.
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They should have hired "Thunderdome" instead.
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03-30-2010, 07:14 PM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
She'd better be willing to do nudity now.
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On-screen nudity is not new to her.
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03-30-2010, 07:35 PM
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Chick Magnet
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Originally Posted by Super Nintendo Chalmers
On-screen nudity is not new to her.
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MMMMMmmm Jennifer 8
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