Homer Simpson - The most influential wordsmith since Shakespeare?

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by You Need a Thneed

Lisa needs braces.

Dental Plan!

[tvp2003]

Crowd: We need a cure! We need a cure!

Dr. Hibbert: Why, the only cure is bed rest. Anything I give you would only be a placebo.

Blonde Woman: Where do we get these placebos?

Man: Maybe there's some in this truck!

[the panicky crowd push over a truck, boxes labeled "danger killer bees" break open, the bees go everywhere and everyone panics, one man puts a bee in his mouth]

Man: I'm cured! I mean, ouch!

[fredr123]

Homer's conversations with his brain are awesome.

Homer Simpson: Awww ... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer Simpson: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!

[flip]

Marge: Try to be nice to my sisters. It's very hard on me to have you fighting all the time.
Homer: Oh, OK Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some snakes! Yes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous *snakes*!
[pause]
Homer: Now that's sarcasm.

[flip]

Homer: Well, Lisa, I managed to solve a little problem today, and to celebrate, I'm going to tilt my chair
[Slants his chair back]
Homer: Mmmmmm... slanty.

[MissTeeks]

The sexual harassment episode was on earlier this week and I could not stop laughing at the Gentle Ben talk show.

"No Ben!"

[Puppet Guy]

"Lisa, you just need to squeeze your rage into a little ball and release it at the appropriate time...like when daddy hit the referee with a whiskey bottle"

[You Need a Thneed]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Dental Plan!

Lisa needs braces.

[Fozzie_DeBear]

Crisitunity = A Chinese word refered to by Homer Simpson that means both crisis and oppertunity

[Puppet Guy]

Originally Posted by calumniate

I dunno man.. but the rickyism is pretty powerful

http://www.rage3d.com/board/showthread.php?t=33874990

Jim Lahey FTW

[getbak]

Lisa: "What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?"
Marge: "Well, honey, I..."
Homer: "Let me handle this, Marge. I've heard them all: 'I like you as a friend', 'I think we should see other people', 'I no speak English'..."
Lisa: "I get the idea."
Homer: "'I'm married to the sea', 'I don't want to kill you but I will'..."
Marge: "Honey! Lisa, I'd tell this boy that you're very flattered, but you're just not ready for this kind of thing."
Lisa: "Thanks, Mom."
Homer: "And if that doesn't work, six simple words: 'I'm not gay, but I'll learn'."

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"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

[You Need a Thneed]

Originally Posted by getbak

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

"A woman is like a refrigerator. About 6 feet tall, 300 lbs..."

[4X4]

Dear Baby:

Welcome to dumpsville. Population: you.

[flip]

In honor of the Flames loss:

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.

[flip]

[At the hockey match]
Homer: Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.


Lisa: Get out, get out!
Bart Simpson: All right, Lisa. But as I'm leaving, I'm going to be doing this...
[windmills his arms]
Bart Simpson: -and if you get hit, it's your own fault.
Lisa: Fine. Then I'm going to start kicking air, like this...
[kicks up her foot]
Lisa: And if a part of you should fill that air, it's your own fault.
[They shut their eyes and move toward each other, grunting as they flail or kick. Cut to downstairs in the kitchen, where Marge and Homer are. Their grunts soon turn to yells of pain, and sounds of fighting]
[Marge hears Bart and Lisa fighting upstairs]
Marge Simpson: Oh, I'd better go check on them. Now, Homer, don't you eat this pie.
Homer: All right, Marge.
[Marge exits]
Homer: All right, pie. I'm going to start doing this...
[makes chomping motion]
Homer: -and if you get eaten, it's your own fault.
[He shuts his eyes, and moves toward the pie, making chomping motions, but hits his head on the stove hood]
Homer: OW! AH! Oh, my... oh, to hell with it.
[eats pie]

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by flip

In honor of the Flames loss:

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.

Homer: You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.