03-23-2010, 06:29 AM
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#101
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheerio
Always keep a map of some sort in your car, because no matter how good you think your sense of direction is, some time or another you will find yourself lost.
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I have a map of Middle Earth in my car, surprisingly it has saved me 2 or 3 times so far.
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03-23-2010, 08:58 AM
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#102
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Cochrane
Exp: 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaster86
Fortune usually favors the bold!
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Sometimes it favors the bold, sometimes it results in things disappearing in front of your eyes.
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People who read other people's signatures are lame!
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03-23-2010, 09:00 AM
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#103
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Toronto
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CP has grown quite a bit over the last year or 2 with many more members than before. I'm not even sure if I have it completely accurate, but here is the
CPer identification question:
The Sky is blue
Ans: <But the sea (or "C") is Red>
If they get the answer, the person is on/from CP
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03-23-2010, 11:19 AM
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#104
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Lifetime Suspension
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- what type of fuel your vehicle uses
- your girlfriends bra size
- not take anything for granted
- what place the flames are in the standings
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03-23-2010, 11:47 AM
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#105
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 110
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lchoy
CP has grown quite a bit over the last year or 2 with many more members than before. I'm not even sure if I have it completely accurate, but here is the
CPer identification question:
The Sky is blue
Ans: <But the sea (or "C") is Red>
If they get the answer, the person is on/from CP
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The "but" is optional...and it's C.
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03-23-2010, 11:59 AM
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#106
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Calgary
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Don't eat hot wings at the airport in Mexico right before you get on your flight.
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03-23-2010, 12:03 PM
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#107
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lchoy
The Sky is blue
Ans: <But the sea (or "C") is Red>
If they get the answer, the person is on/from CP
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But we need to trade Sarich?
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Pylon on the Edmonton Oilers:
"I am actually more excited for the Oilers game tomorrow than the Flames game. I am praying for multiple jersey tosses. The Oilers are my new favourite team for all the wrong reasons. I hate them so much I love them."
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03-23-2010, 12:04 PM
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#108
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Norm!
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There are 4 lights
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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03-23-2010, 01:23 PM
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#109
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Franchise Player
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If you're a guy, don't leave the door to hit the chick behind you square in the face.
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KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. I love power.
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03-23-2010, 01:42 PM
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#110
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Franchise Player
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When going on a 1st date with an incredibly gorgeous hot girl, do not light your fart on fire in an attempt to show her how funny you are. The horrible stench of poop will ruin all progress you have made.
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03-23-2010, 01:58 PM
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#111
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Franchise Player
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Basic maintenance on things you own.
If you own a car, learn how to change the oil and how to change a tire
If you own a computer, learn how to keep it virus free or how to remove them when you get one.
If you own a pair of skis, learn how to wax, sharpen, and repair bases.
The amount of money and frustration this can save is amazing.
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03-23-2010, 02:41 PM
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#112
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kunkstyle
Basic maintenance on things you own.
If you own a car, learn how to change the oil and how to change a tire
If you own a computer, learn how to keep it virus free or how to remove them when you get one.
If you own a pair of skis, learn how to wax, sharpen, and repair bases.
The amount of money and frustration this can save is amazing.
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On the same train of thought.
Know how to cook rice/pasta and BBQ more than just hot dogs and frozen burgers.
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03-23-2010, 02:44 PM
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#113
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Comment: Kotalik really sucks
Ans: <Ya I know>
Use this to see if somebody has ever watched a game with Kotalik in it.
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03-23-2010, 02:46 PM
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#114
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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Always learn where the nearest washroom is located to avoid unpleasantness.
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03-23-2010, 02:46 PM
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#115
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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You never know who you might be talking to, or what possible ramifications it could have in other aspects of your life, so always put your best foot forward.
Don't talk about private/confidential matters in public, you never know who's listening.
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Pylon on the Edmonton Oilers:
"I am actually more excited for the Oilers game tomorrow than the Flames game. I am praying for multiple jersey tosses. The Oilers are my new favourite team for all the wrong reasons. I hate them so much I love them."
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03-23-2010, 02:47 PM
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#116
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Don't sh*t where you eat.
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03-23-2010, 02:50 PM
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#117
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
Don't sh*t where you eat.
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On the table? That's common sense  I hope.
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Pylon on the Edmonton Oilers:
"I am actually more excited for the Oilers game tomorrow than the Flames game. I am praying for multiple jersey tosses. The Oilers are my new favourite team for all the wrong reasons. I hate them so much I love them."
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03-23-2010, 06:01 PM
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#118
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flames85
- what place the flames are in the standings
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Actually, this is something you don't want to know.
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03-23-2010, 06:52 PM
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#119
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Calgary
Exp:
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Never spit in a man's face unless his moustache is on fire - Mark Twain
Last edited by Charcot; 03-23-2010 at 09:04 PM.
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03-23-2010, 06:57 PM
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#120
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UnModerator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia.
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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
I am having a hard time convincing my girlfriend of this one.
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THANK MR DEMKOCPHL Ottawa Vancouver
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