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Old 03-09-2010, 04:40 PM   #1
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Default So while driving I've seen women....

Eating, putting on make-up talking on the phone etc....

But trimming the hedges ???????????

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Old 03-09-2010, 04:43 PM   #2
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What's more surprising is that he ex husband was with her going to her new boyfriends house??????????
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So her ex-husband was in the passenger seat, driving to her current boyfriends?

I have one comment

WTF?
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Old 03-09-2010, 05:14 PM   #4
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I was going to write something witty about being freshly
shaven, but...
I just can't quite wrap my head around this one.
To bizarre for me.
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She's quite the looker too...

Pic in this link: http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/ar...e-say/19387991

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Old 03-09-2010, 05:49 PM   #6
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So her ex-husband was in the passenger seat, driving to her current boyfriends?

I have one comment

WTF?
Probably wants her to get remarried so that he doesn't have to pay alimony anymore...?
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She's quite the looker too...
Didn't see the paper bag in your post. I was curious as to why you posted a link to Nick Nolte's mug shot...

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Old 03-09-2010, 06:02 PM   #8
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Florida.

Is anyone surprised?
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Old 03-09-2010, 06:32 PM   #9
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So her ex-husband was in the passenger seat, driving to her current boyfriends?
... While shaving her box..
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Old 03-09-2010, 06:38 PM   #10
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I think doing anything while you are driving (e.g. texting, putting on makeup, brushing your teeth) is not very safe and you should be fined for it if a cop pulls you over.

Texting/messaging and talking on the phone are the worst (unless you have a bluetooth headset and can multi-task/concentrate).
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Old 03-09-2010, 06:48 PM   #11
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unless you have a bluetooth headset and can multi-task/concentrate
Too bad human attention is limited to one (main) thing at once.

The problem with driving is 99% of the time there are zero problems and you can look down, talk on the phone, or what have you.

It's the 1% of the time that being very attentive and scanning the road/not tailgating or speeding will save you money, time, trouble, and even your life.
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Old 03-09-2010, 07:57 PM   #12
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shes a looker for sure...
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Old 03-09-2010, 07:58 PM   #13
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So many questions....

-Her ex-husband was driving her to her boyfriends house...okay...but why?
-If she has a bf, why is she driving with her pants down (or unzipped) with another male, her ex, in the vehicle?
-Did she do a dry shave or did she use cream?
-Most importantly, what did she do with the pubes? Did she throw them out the window? Or let them fall loose on the floor?

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Old 03-09-2010, 08:06 PM   #14
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I wasn't even thinking what she was doing with the pubes. Cripes. That is disgusting.
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Several options: gorilla face, knit yourself a washcloth, use as currency in foreign countries.
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Mmmm, the washcloth option isn't the best. Hair really isn't absorbent. But the other two are good.
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She's quite the looker too...

Pic in this link: http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/ar...e-say/19387991

Kill it with fire!!!!
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She's quite the looker too...

Pic in this link: http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/ar...e-say/19387991

But the real question is...how is her bikina area?
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But the real question is...how is her bikina area?
If the carpet matched the drapes, kinda a "reverse skunk" look. Parted down the middle.
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