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Old 03-04-2010, 02:35 PM   #101
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You could also pay a process server to deal with this crap too. Less risk of violence and they're trained to deal with ######nozzles who try to avoid service.

There's one around town who some have described as a petite hot blond. She's fantastic at flirting with guys, getting them to admit their identity and then serving them with documents while their guard is down.
Does she also "serve" non-felons?
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Old 03-04-2010, 02:36 PM   #102
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There's one around town who some have described as a petite hot blond. She's fantastic at flirting with guys, getting them to admit their identity and then serving them with documents while their guard is down.
Sounds like a beginning to a classy film, if you know what I'm sayin'.
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Old 03-04-2010, 02:49 PM   #103
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Does she also "serve" non-felons?
If she did, you would be a felon.
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Old 03-04-2010, 02:52 PM   #104
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Does she give felontio?

ok, that's pushing it. sorry everyone.
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:06 PM   #105
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Does she give felontio?

ok, that's pushing it. sorry everyone.
No more than the time she 'escorted' me to my court documents. Really hooked the plaintiff up.
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:42 PM   #106
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If she did, you would be a felon.
What if I buy her dinner first?
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:59 PM   #107
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Old 03-04-2010, 07:04 PM   #108
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You could also pay a process server to deal with this crap too. Less risk of violence and they're trained to deal with ######nozzles who try to avoid service.

There's one around town who some have described as a petite hot blond. She's fantastic at flirting with guys, getting them to admit their identity and then serving them with documents while their guard is down.

Trained.....????!!!???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Used to be one. Training = Here is the paper, here is the address we have, go bang on the door and talk to the neighbours. Rinse and repeat if unsuccessful.

(And no, I've never been described as petite, hot, or blond)
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Old 03-04-2010, 07:09 PM   #109
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(And no, I've never been described as petite, hot, or blond)
How about 'fantastic at flirting with guys'? I notice you didn't refute that one.
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Sorry for the bump but I'm wondering if there is an update on this story. Anyone?
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