CP Jihad to help my mom out! She won the grand prize!

[Conscience]

Originally Posted by valo403
Your point?

If you're going to act elitest at least avoid the use of words like "retartened". I mean that's not even a grade school level attempt at spelling.

two weeks ago I spilled wine (note: not beer) on the keyboard. Wrecked it and grabbed an old one. The keys are worn and the delete key is dead. Makes typing in a dimly lit room tough. Don't fret though a new keyboard is on the way from Dell.

plus it might have actually been a fruedian slip

[Berger_4_]

Originally Posted by Conscience

two weeks ago I spilled wine (note: not beer) on the keyboard. Wrecked it and grabbed an old one. The keys are worn and the delete key is dead. Makes typing in a dimly lit room tough. Don't fret though a new keyboard is on the way from Dell.

plus it might have actually been a fruedian slip

How could it be a Freudian slip when retartened isn't even a word?

[wpgflamesfan]

Originally Posted by Conscience

two weeks ago I spilled wine (note: not beer) on the keyboard. Wrecked it and grabbed an old one. The keys are worn and the delete key is dead. Makes typing in a dimly lit room tough. Don't fret though a new keyboard is on the way from Dell.

plus it might have actually been a fruedian slip

[Kybosh]

Note to self: Keep an eye on boring looking threads that end up rocketing to >500 posts.

Reading this thread has been a good break from doing 'kid' stuff.

[Conscience]

Originally Posted by Joborule
Way to make an entrance Conscience.

I try

[valo403]

Originally Posted by Conscience

two weeks ago I spilled wine (note: not beer) on the keyboard. Wrecked it and grabbed an old one. The keys are worn and the delete key is dead. Makes typing in a dimly lit room tough. Don't fret though a new keyboard is on the way from Dell.

plus it might have actually been a fruedian slip

Hold on just a second, so you were lying previously when you blamed the error on fatigue? Where's the ethics in that? And alcohol consumption to the point where you can't even manage to keep it in the glass? For shame.

[Conscience]

Originally Posted by Berger_4_
How could it be a Freudian slip when retartened isn't even a word?

oh god do you fit in here.

[Yeah_Baby]

Can you actually at least learn who to quote properly. You know, but hitting the quote button on the post you wanna quote. It is slightly amazing you manage to dress yourself every day. That is however make a pretty big assumption on my part.

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by Conscience

I try

Try harder. Are you mentally ######ed? I don't ask that in a mean way, I'm genuinely curious. You can't spell, can't form a coherent thought and generally act like you are a bit "slow". Which recipe was your recipe? I only ask because I want to see if "smoking a crapload of crack" or "huff lead based paint" is part of the process.

[Conscience]

Originally Posted by valo403
Hold on just a second, so you were lying previously when you blamed the error on fatigue? Where's the ethics in that? And alcohol consumption to the point where you can't even manage to keep it in the glass? For shame.

I never ever said I did not touch a drop or two...

[Conscience]

Originally Posted by Yeah_baby
Can you actually at least learn who to quote properly. You know, but hitting the quote button on the post you wanna quote. It is slightly amazing you manage to dress yourself every day. That is however make a pretty big assumption on my part.

Is this the third line.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

Try harder. Are you mentally ######ed? I don't ask that in a mean way, I'm genuinely curious. You can't spell, can't form a coherent thought and generally act like you are a bit "slow". Which recipe was your recipe? I only ask because I want to see if "smoking a crapload of crack" or "huff lead based paint" is part of the process.

Yeah right. Tell the truth. You've got a shiny nickel burning a hole in your pocket and you're looking for a crackwhore to spend it on.

[Kybosh]

Originally Posted by Berger_4_

How could it be a Freudian slip when retartened isn't even a word?

It was a Freudian slip if she has "retartened" ingrained in her subconscious. Conscience, do you have "retarts" or "retartened" on the brain?

Maybe "retartened" is an obscure word that means to restore the lost tartness of a food. This is a baking thread after all.

[SteveToms]

I am going to go polish the ole El Camino.

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

Yeah right. Tell the truth. You've got a shiny nickel burning a hole in your pocket and you're looking for a crackwhore to spend it on.

Conscience strikes me as the kind of gal that would put out for a nickel. Sue me for giving it a shot. Jerk.

[Conscience]

As I said earlier its time to tidy up. As I stated in the beginning, KC's mom: great job. KC, you tried, and you meant well. Not so sure you understood what you did wrong. The rest, hmmm, it's been fun.

To the Mod, appreciate the time and patients (sorry couldn't resist: patience) and the cool title!

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

Conscience strikes me as the kind of gal that would put out for a nickel. Sue me for giving it a shot. Jerk.

That sounds like a painful way for you to make a nickel! And speaking of shots, would you be prepared for all the shots you'd need after giving her a helicopter ride?

[SteveToms]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

That sounds like a painful way for you to make a nickel! And speaking of shots, would you be prepared for all the shots you'd need after giving her a helicopter ride?

He already had them. Remember the Mexican?

[burning_acid1]

I just clicked that link and she finished 3rd, not first?

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by SteveToms

He already had them. Remember the Mexican?

The Mexican probably didn't pollute her body with that toxic Pillsbury sludge!