03-01-2010, 12:06 PM
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Perfect Man = geek with Facial Stubble according to this Study!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-revealed.html
I WIN!
To Summarize... the Secret turn-ons are....
1) Facial Stubble
2) A Little Geeky
3) Chest Hair
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie
5) Grey Hair
6) Glasses
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team
8) Soft and Cuddly instead of Toned
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready
10) Doesnt care what he eats
Did they just describe most of the people on this board ??
Last edited by Knut; 03-02-2010 at 11:13 AM.
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03-01-2010, 12:15 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hesla
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-revealed.html
I WIN!
To Summarize... the Secret turn-ons are....
1) Facial Stubble
2) A Little Geeky
3) Chest Hair
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie
5) Grey Hair
6) Glasses
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready
10) Doesnt care what he eats
Did they just describe most of the people on this board ??
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And yet, here I sit broken hearted.
I think I'll go home and comb my chest hair while sobbing over the ending of Old Yeller, after the movie, I'll grab a quick dinner of whatevers available, while watching replays of the last 20 Flames games.
I'm totally available ladies. Please call 1-900-666-6666. $1.49 a minute.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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03-01-2010, 12:40 PM
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#3
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Calgary AB
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Does chest hair toupee count? The original 'bro'.
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03-01-2010, 01:14 PM
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Missed the bus
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1) Facial Stubble: check
2) A Little Geeky: check
3) Chest Hair: no
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie: sometimes/no
5) Grey Hair: no
6) Glasses: no
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team: check
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned: check
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready: check
10) Doesnt care what he eats: no
I guess I'm a 5.5/10. Obviously this thing is broken. 
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03-01-2010, 01:30 PM
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#5
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hesla
Did they just describe most of the people on this board ??
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They probably just described most guys in North America. Don't care what any study says, the 'ideal' partner is and always has been:
For dating
Jacked, tanned, and treats you like crap
For marriage
Loaded and stable
Last edited by Ren; 03-01-2010 at 01:34 PM.
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03-01-2010, 01:34 PM
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Norm!
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geez you'd think I'd be quite the catch, I hit every criteria on that list.
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03-01-2010, 01:34 PM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hesla
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-revealed.html
I WIN!
To Summarize... the Secret turn-ons are....
1) Facial Stubble
2) A Little Geeky
3) Chest Hair
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie
5) Grey Hair
6) Glasses
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready
10) Doesnt care what he eats
Did they just describe most of the people on this board ??
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I'm the bomb!!! No wonder she's kept me for almost 25 years.
Cowperson
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03-01-2010, 01:35 PM
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#8
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Franchise Player
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1) Facial Stubble - check
2) A little bit geeky - check
3) Chest Hair - check
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie - check
5) Grey Hair - nope
6) Glasses - nope
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team - check
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned - nope
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - check
10) Doesnt care what he eats - check
7/10 and I'm single.
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03-01-2010, 01:35 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: everywhere like such as
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ren
They probably just described most guys in North America. Don't care what any study says, the perfect partner is and always has been:
For dating
Jacked, tanned, and treats you like crap
For marriage
Loaded and stable
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I'm flabby, pasty white, treat all women with repect, broke, and quite unstable...
Maybe I should be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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03-01-2010, 01:38 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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That list is pretty attainable for most guys I would think. What guys doesn't have at least some chest hair? Unless they are under 12, or shave it themselves....in which case they are a pusstard to begin with.
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03-01-2010, 01:44 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Toronto
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Table 5
That list is pretty attainable for most guys I would think. What guys doesn't have at least some chest hair? Unless they are under 12, or shave it themselves....in which case they are a pusstard to begin with.
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Asians 
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03-01-2010, 01:50 PM
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#12
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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not even whisps? tiny hairlets? kitten soft peach fuzz?
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03-01-2010, 01:59 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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To Summarize... the Secret turn-ons are....
1) Facial Stubble CHECK
2) A Little Geeky CHECK
3) Chest Hair CHECK
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie CHECK (yeah I'm manly enough to admit it!)
5) Grey Hair Some day maybe
6) Glasses CHECK (sometimes, contacts most of the time)
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team CHECK
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned not really sure what this means
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready CHECK
10) Doesnt care what he eats CHECK
In a long term relationship with a lovely young woman. Maybe it is true
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03-01-2010, 02:04 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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Originally Posted by Table 5
not even whisps? tiny hairlets? kitten soft peach fuzz?
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Not sure about his chest as I don't want to find out, but my Asian friends have the smoothest arms ever. As smooth as a babies bottom. It is quite hilarious actually.
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03-01-2010, 02:23 PM
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Franchise Player
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1) Facial Stubble - Check
2) A Little Geeky - Check
3) Chest Hair - Check
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie - Not really/Sometimes
5) Grey Hair - Not yet
6) Glasses - Can be arranged
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team - Check
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned - Kind of, Not really
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - Check
10) Doesnt care what he eats - Check
About 7/10
This study is a lie because I am still single
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03-01-2010, 02:25 PM
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Franchise Player
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1) Facial Stubble
2) A little bit geeky
3) Chest Hair
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie
5) Grey Hair
6) Glasses
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned - Varies on the definition of Toned
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready
10) Doesnt care what he eats
This thing is broken. 7/10.
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03-01-2010, 02:32 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
Not sure about his chest as I don't want to find out, but my Asian friends have the smoothest arms ever. As smooth as a babies bottom. It is quite hilarious actually.
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I know a white dude like that. He's the only guy I know who is 6'2 and looks like a big version of a pre-pubescent child...no facial lines and no hair whatosever. You could shrink him to 3 feet tall and he would be a perfect toddler.
Funny thing is he's from Norway...home of the manly bearded viking. Bet that goes over well with his Thor-like buddies when they are cross-country skiing or crushing skulls or whatever it is that Norwegians do.
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03-01-2010, 02:45 PM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Toronto
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... in fine print at the bottom "The list above applies to those who have 11) $$$ - Ka-ching!"
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03-01-2010, 02:48 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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1) Facial Stubble - Check
2) A Little Geeky - I've been known to enjoy BSG and Star Wars Check
3) Chest Hair - Check (Italian pride)
4) Likes to Read/gets teary in a movie - Check / No
5) Grey Hair - No (But some greys are coming in)
6) Glasses - No (20/20 uncorrected)
7) Passionate supporter of a Sports team - Check
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned - No (not quite in either catagory)
9) Doesnt spend much time getting ready - Check
10) Doesnt care what he eats - Check (Baconator FTW!)
I'm making sure to show my wife this list tonight. 
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03-01-2010, 02:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigtime
8) Soft and Cuddly over Toned - No (not quite in either catagory)
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So you're either a chiseled Olympian, or grossly obese.
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