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Old 02-23-2010, 04:10 PM   #21
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While it does look like she's giving him a BJ the positioning seems off a bit. It looks like the top of her head is touching his rib cage. That means she's not giving him a BJ or he's really well endowed.
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Old 02-23-2010, 04:11 PM   #22
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And we KNOW he isn't well endowed.
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Old 02-23-2010, 04:17 PM   #23
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Is she doing the "blowfish" on his stomach maybe?............that would explain the giggling....

Or maybe Comrie should now be known as "TRIPOD" from now on.......
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Old 02-23-2010, 04:19 PM   #24
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Welll now that she's marrying the Kebbler elf, I'm sure he'll teach her how cookies are made.
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Old 02-23-2010, 04:48 PM   #25
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I'm going with..... they saw the photographer was there and decided to play a joke.
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Jokes from around the web:

He shoots... He scores!

At least he found someone who sucks just as good as he does.

I heard he just shot it across her crease.

heard she took a hit to the chin
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Old 02-23-2010, 05:22 PM   #27
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I'm guessing this is Edmonton. I don't think they are aware of the concept of blinds.
I'm pretty sure they're in Hawaii
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Old 02-23-2010, 05:23 PM   #28
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I'm going with..... they saw the photographer was there and decided to play a joke.
It does look way too obvious.

It's a pretty good joke if that's the case.
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Old 02-23-2010, 06:09 PM   #29
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I think he called the paparazzi himself...just look at the smug look on his face.
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Old 02-23-2010, 08:12 PM   #30
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well look at that - they both suck... :P
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Old 02-23-2010, 08:54 PM   #31
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According to E! news the ring cost $1 million US. http://ca.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_...ment_ring.html

Hope he got more
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Old 02-23-2010, 10:06 PM   #32
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I'm totally proposing to the two girls in the apartment next to me.
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By the looks of it, it doesn't seem to be too much of a struggle for her
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Old 02-23-2010, 10:41 PM   #34
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According to E! news the ring cost $1 million US. http://ca.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_...ment_ring.html

Hope he got more
For a million bucks he'd better be getting anal, you know making sure she cleans the house properly and checking to make sure she dusted the top of the bookshelves and such.
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For a million bucks he'd better be getting anal, you know making sure she cleans the house properly and checking to make sure she dusted the top of the bookshelves and such.
that was awesome
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Old 02-23-2010, 11:48 PM   #36
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Does this mean Tomy Salo gets a free crack at her?
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What a waste of money.
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Is he on his cellphone in that last one?
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Old 02-24-2010, 10:44 AM   #39
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Is she doing the "blowfish" on his stomach maybe?............that would explain the giggling....

Or maybe Comrie should now be known as "TRIPOD" from now on.......
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Old 02-24-2010, 10:47 AM   #40
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It doesn't look like she is actually "in the act" in that last pic, but it looks as though that is the direction things are heading.

It is safe to say that they had sex after, and it is also safe to say that at some point during the foreplay there was oral given and received.

Not really a big surprise or a shock, but the picture sequence is what makes it all humorous.

If you can't find it funny, you should just die in a fire.
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